Archive through December 30, 2005

Tim's Discussion Board: Shen Wu : Kung Fu San Soo: Archive through December 30, 2005
   By koochersneedstolearn (Unregistered Guest) on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 02:30 am: Edit Post

well koochers
why would i register just have you track me down and find out that if you kicked my ass you would go to jail for the rest of your life hmmmmmm
lets think about that one shall we???
Now don't get ur panties in a bundle; i'm not trying to say that you want to kick my ass but then again, i'm not a dumbass!
oh and by the way, i'm not angry, you just need to respect your elders! Ha, could say the same to myself
ttfn
respect is a virtue of which is not common


   By Michael Andre Babin on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 10:03 am: Edit Post

... neither are common-sense and courtesy, judging by a lot of the recent posts on this thread.


   By robert on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 10:38 am: Edit Post

kung fu chaos! HIIIEEEY YA!


   By Tim on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 02:42 pm: Edit Post

Mini Bubba,

I can't help you with the what happens after we die question. Since the answer is, for the living, impossible to know, any answer I give will be as invalid as all the other answers.


   By James on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 03:33 pm: Edit Post

Koochersneedstolearn, I would never track you down or kick your ass, even if I could. Its just odd that you use a phrase as your on-line handle instead of a name/nickname. Even if you did register, there is no way I could find out your address. It would be nice to know a little about a person's martial arts background, since this is a martial arts website. Having said that, kungfoo san soo sucks!


   By Meynard on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 06:49 pm: Edit Post

why don't you use this photo for you profile James?

You and your Brazilian Ju Jutsu Pan American Gold medal should be enough to shut this guy up. Oh yeah and congrats on getting the brown belt.

james


   By James "koojo" on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 09:45 pm: Edit Post

Thanks Meynard. I didn't have that picture. Can you email it to me.

I've been thinking, if somebody called me a "sisterfucking arrogantass that should be bitch slapped" to my face I probably throw down. However since this is a on-line forum, I don't take it personally. What do you think about that Meynard?


   By The Iron Bastard on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 10:11 pm: Edit Post

This thread went from being mildly entertaining to surreal and finally to martial reality.

By the way, I have a brown belt to and it holds my pants up quite well. However, in your case James, you and your fellow students went through some ghastly training and testing process in order to get one. I bought mine, you earned yours, so this brown belt of your’s has a lot more meaning then holding up one's pants. Now, your bright shiny metal, James, means you are now an official member of the Martial Arts Reality Club of America. Congratulations! Congratulations to all those who have earned their brown belts, Yes, this means you to Meynard!

If this post insults anyone, none was intended, but if it does go tell your mommies! I had to plagiarize JackV at least once. So Sorry Jacky! Wait maybe not! Ah, what the hell it is almost New Years, God, I hate Christmas and it’s over. So sorry Jack!

I realize, fully, none of this congratulatory post has any meaning to you James and the rest of the Shen-Wu Academy since only Tim, Shane and Meynard know who I am. OOOPS! I almost forgot, and Bob#2 since I am the Original Bob Number One, Thank you for the respect Bob#2, also because I am an official member of the Geriatric Club of America. Therefore quite frail and fragile, really old, so if you wish to hunt me down James please do so. I won't call the police I'll just bore you to death with bullshit stories.

Finally, to all at the Shen-Wu Academy and especially Tim, my friend Shane, Meynard and Bob#2 have a Very Happy New Year, and, every body else to.

Signed,
The Mean Old Iron Bastard

Oh ! I can't believe I typed all this! Now I have to check the spelling and grammar, this may take awhile.


   By Tim on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 11:08 pm: Edit Post

Happy New Year Bob.


   By peoplethesedays (Unregistered Guest) on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 11:18 pm: Edit Post

okay well i guess you people can't take good humor and have no clue, i already have registered but have yet to recieve that confrimation thingy oh and by the way i was nearly a brown belt in shouryn ro but got to bored so i quit due to it was way to slow
i prefer grappling over katas due to their more interactive and more fun
my dad mainly shows me the cool moves from the judo type karate
my dad is 50 by the way; guess how old i am
winner wins a gold star!!!oh and i was almost a brown belt 11 years old so it's not that big of a deal although i have no clue about the brazilian thing so yea i know i have almost no say
i wish to get into to judo mainly because of the great stories i have heard of from my dad
and if you haven't at least a small clue of my age then i feel bad for u
i'll give you a hint, it ends in a 5
yeah i know that i'm being anasshole but hey that's whay an online forum is for right??
yes it is for discussing martial arts and the things that go along with it but there's always gonna beassholes in ur life!!!
although from what i can comprehend this brazilian thing is more hands on so it sounds like i would love it BUT i am an intelligent person so i enjoy thinking and try not to say everything sucks like you koochers
it sounds like san soo as a great amount that deals with your ability to set your mind in certain ways and the ability to focus and put your mind to the test
well i should probably go now cause i'm talking online with my friends girlfriend so ttfn for now
P.S. that should give you a major hint


   By James "koojo" on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 12:11 am: Edit Post

Adios unregistered guest. By the way I didn't say everything sucks, just san soo.


   By Bob #2 on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 12:45 am: Edit Post

Habby Dew Year ebberoned. I hab a derrible told and amb all thuffed-up.

Bud I do wandt to thay thumpthings:

1. ebbery one should registher an ID... becauth thith ith getting to be rediculouth.

2. idternet forums are not for attholeths.


I can't wait to thoot my gun into the air on Dew Yearth Ebe!


   By Meynard on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 12:46 pm: Edit Post

James,

Right click and save image as...

I'd throw down and then some. Make sure to have him sign the waivers before hand.

Iron Bastard... there's always room for another guy on the Shenwu mat. That way we can get all the
Bob's together in one place. I'd like to take a group picture of all the bob's for the virtual academy. Scary bunch of guys.


   By isn't_this_a_fuckin'_blast_to_piss_people_off???? (Unregistered Guest) on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 02:05 pm: Edit Post

i don't think you got the hint there meynard
make sure you read more carefully


   By Meynard on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 02:10 pm: Edit Post

There's room for you too unregistered guest. Did you get my hint?


   By Jamie on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 04:49 pm: Edit Post

This is a bit late, but I do not know who Jimmy WING Woo is either, but isn't Dave Carter the editor of Inside Kung Fu?
Congratulations Maynard for your win
and James for your brown belt


   By laughing_at_myself (Unregistered Guest) on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 05:09 pm: Edit Post

of course meynard i know how to read in between the lines but do you really wanna fight a 15 year old????????
lol


   By Tai Chi BOB on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 06:27 pm: Edit Post

Most Wars up including the American civil war were fought by 12 to 15 year olds, look at the Mexican and American war at battle of Chapultipec few of the Mexicans were older than 15.
If your old enough to talk smack your old enough to get smacked back.

BOB#2 I must have missed something- Did you go to the dentist or something and have your mouth shot with novacain, I mean your usually clear spoken?
HABBY Dew YEER to ya anyway


   By James "koojo" on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 09:20 pm: Edit Post

Amen!


   By James "koojo" on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 09:21 pm: Edit Post

Unregistered Guest, you have a filthy vocabulary, your mom should wash out your mouth with soap.