lol u guys are great
this seems oh so familiar to this summer
cause u know what i have been smacked backed but this guy was drunk as hell
hell if my best friend hadn't been there it probably would've been a fun fight cause he was all stumbly and it was hilarious
my friend got in the middle of it and the guy backed down like a puss only cause my friend is about 2 inches taller and a bit buffer
isn't it just a toot when a bigger guy thinks that he can kick ur ass just because he's bigger???
but because he did shove me i now have a fairly sized scar on my back from when i fell
now i'm like about 115 pounds and like 5 foot 5 five, so obviously my dad got pissed and called the cops and all that good stuff
you really wanna ruin your life over some dumb •••• like this guy did??
now yes karate is about fighting and all the fun stuff but it is also about being able to control yourself. If you guys are not (hopefully at least) drunk or under any sort of influence when posting and reading, then look at your anger and hostility
this was just a test to actually show you guys why only learning techniques and throws and fighting on the mat are bad
you need a mix of understanding yourself and being able to defend yourself
i don't care if you could kick my ass or not
i care about being able to keep my head in a tough situation and about beinig a RASHONAL person
Meynard-you actually invited me to come and fight with you so that you could kick my ass or have my ass kicked. U even posted a picture of Koojo to intimidate me. WOW
Bob#2-yes it was getting to be ridiclus but that was the point(i think you need some benadryll or something to help clear you up lol)
Tai Chi Bob-you were just throwing out facts knowing that i'm only fifteen and still saying that you want me to get "smacked"
And finally Koojo-i think you are the only one that was able to actually catch on that i'm only fifteen; congrats, you win a gold star
now do not try to deny any of this because you know what your intentions were when you wrote these things so please do not be a hypocrite!!
I still cannot believe that many of you had to have me tell you how old i am; but it seems that some of wouldn't mind beating up someone that is probably half ur size. Like one of my names said "people these days"
i would like you all to answer( meynard and tai chi bob especially) would you really do what you were saying such as,"If your old enough to talk smack your old enough to get smacked back." and "I'd throw down and then some. Make sure to have him sign the waivers before hand." Seriously, what would you say to a cop if you assaulted a 15 year old?? Here's an answer "UMMMMMMM He provoked me!!" Your sorry ass would go to prison for a few years!
Now were you just saying this because we are on an online forum where we are all the same size and everybody can kick everybodys ass???(sarcasm was there if no one can see it(previous sentence only though)) Well i will hopefully be able to read your posts if you aren't looking in the mirror and seeing what i am saying
oh and by the way Tim I was also talking to you about the Reincarnation, i was only looking for your own opinion but that is fine if choose not to answer it for you are famous and you probably do not want a conflict of intrest with other masters or whatnot
hope to hear from all of you soon,
ttfn
truths_out
P.S.- i would still like you to know that i do respect you all for your acomplishments and i do hope that no one was to take this personally, yes this was meant to flare tempers but not meant to hurt anyone, sorry if it did.

Unregistered 15 y/o little boy
You sound like Robert.
you and your father deserve to be smacked
To give creadence to you rediculous hypothtical, it isn't what I say to the cop, it's what my lawyer says to the judge. i'd love seeing a jerk like you, your father and your mother and dog and goldfish get beat by my hands and the talking to my lawyer from your hospital beds only to get amonished in court by the judge. It would be an event that would re-incarnate its ownself over and over in your empty little head.
also I never fight whith out anger or if there is too much blood in my alcohol system. I'm not here for moral chararter building thats what churches and jails are for.
so go suck a shoe or grow balls to actually register and own up to whom you are and arn't; then put your rondevous instructions or bring your self and family by the school, put your talk on the mat.Until then your respect mean nothing to those whom actually train and honestly even after you stop by the school you idiotic opinions on life and MMA will still be as worthless as you are.
the only thing I can say is the rest of us would be better off if your dad would have had made your mother swallow

Registered Arrogant Asses
so why don't you look at what you just wrote in a month and realize that you are person who should not be posting.
why the •••• did you bring my mother into this or my dad
yes i have mentioned him and i have already said that i've tried to register but didn't work
and i never said that was what you were going to say, i just gave you a ••••••• example
this was meant to realize your own hostility, not to make it worse
and trust me my opinions are not idiotic they are years above you
ever hear that what people do not understand they hate i believe that describes you
i mean wtf mate do i have to ••••••• be jack to post anything intelligent that has meaning and intelligence on this site
if you really want to do this then you need to see a psychiatrist Mr. Tai Chi Bob
i'll be awaiting your next psychotic outburst

someone skipped nap time.

This is tooo perfect.

James “kiss my medal” koojo. You and T C Boob are the reason I never taught publicly. And even when strays would walk in and tag-alongs would watch, I never revealed the awesome power of the hidden and still mostly secret art of choi li ho fut hung kung fu taught in a san soo style to them. Only gave my top belts the real deep strategy stuff.

Tim, are you down with these guys? Or are they live dummies for your lab experiments?

I hope the later is true.

The kid writes prefect sense and it enrages you. Not only that, Tai Chi Cook completely validated his point with that piss and venom post.

Now you see why Asian philosophy and the creation of confidence in character are essential.

First, his self depreciating humor is gret. Although hiding behind his status as a minor is a sound tactical ploy, it is a despicable one. Very Orange County.

“you really wanna ruin your life over some dumb •••• like this guy did?? “

”now yes karate is about fighting and all the fun stuff but it is also about being able to control yourself. If you guys are not (hopefully at least) drunk or under any sort of influence when posting and reading, then look at your anger and hostility”

Boy did he fry-the-choir on that one. Sent you guys to that electric chair like in the movie – He Green Miled your asses just like John Coffe.

“this was just a test to actually show you guys why only learning techniques and throws and fighting on the mat are bad. You need a mix of understanding yourself and being able to defend yourself “

Kid knows what’s important, listening up Bi He Boob? I’ll get to you later. What? You think you’d get a pass from your Uncie Jack on this one. Four star spankin for you is Cooomiiin-up.

”i don't care if you could kick my ass or not, i care about being able to keep my head in a tough situation and about beinig a RASHONAL person”

Priceless. Kid I’d take you on as an apprentice just for that one. You now I’ve seen guy’s spend 10 years with Jimmy and never grasp that, and all the time it was being set on their table, like desert. Except they treated it like it was parsley, but it was the main course.

Never had the character depth to get that one - always more desert! Bring on the next stein of technique and an able skiver!!! Ha. Ha. Ha. Lets sing a drinking song called Superficial Pubic Bonding.

The kid can barley spell and he gets it! And of course you bad Billy’s want him to “come by the studio and throw dowm” What is this a reality show version of the Orange County Karate Kid”

This is perfect. I’m goin to bed laughing and just cause I waken up to a blow job won’t be the only reason I’m smiling.

All these posts have been worth it, This kid validated my 1 in 10 hitch hiker theory.

He made all my posts and the choirs content-less replies worth it.

I’m Mr. Miagi and you guys are the big bad Karate competitors. Classic bullies.

One problem though. This Mr Miagi tells the kid that he has got one tremendous advantage. You cooks have revealed yourself as Tim’s students and one (stoogoo) has even posted his picture.

This Mr Miagi tells the kid to look up Tim’s studio and just wait outside and systematically follow you guys home and one by one over about a years time, seriously Jack you.

A 15 year old has put you guys in a vulnerable position.

That is what kung fu is about. Real life positioning. Not just studio on the matt positioning.

One of you guys said “come on down to the mat and we’ll teach ya”

I’d say nothing. I’d just survail your asses and then lights on / lights off. Jack clapped.

That kid punked you.

He is a better strategist at 15 then you Martial Art sport competitors are.

Think about that one next time you get a bad case of Jock itch.

I really got to hand it to ya kid. Bang. You da man even if you are 5’ 5’ 115 and 15 years old.

Datt a boy,

your future Sea food,

Jackin Withem Good

tai chi bob i could not agree more about the swallowing thing.
and you 15 years old little fuckhead
if your ••••••• dad didn't have the balls to teach you any manners and respect,then i'll be more than happy to beat some up your ass
my damn self!!
if you think that your so smart at 15 years old,
life is gonna be the one putting you back in your place.karma's a bitch man.
and by the way martial arts teach to control yourself and stay calm under pressure,not to take crap
from a little •••• that still going through
puberty!!!
and when you grow hair on your little sac
i'll ground and pound you into your grave,
and all your stupid questions about reincarnation
gonna be answered.
GET A ••••••• LIFE!!!!
everybody else keep up the MA talk.

very funny Bob#2 hope you're feeling better but who was that comment too??
can't tell anyomre cause everyone seems to be pissed off.
but anyway everyone i have been thinking and i am truly saddened at how voilent this adult world seems to be
am i to grow up and think this is right for 30 or 40 or even older men to be telling 15 y/o teens that there mother should have swallowed there daddys' cum???
really; what am i too think???
but i have also decided that i will not post anymore after tonight or should i say this morning in my time because i really do not like this world anymore, maybe if you guys were in my place you could see it but till then you will not understand
i will still look and browse through here to get jack and tims words of wisdom but i do think that it sad when another person is bombarded and shot down when he tries to add his own
i hope everyone has a great news years and Bob#2 make sure to fire your gun but don't sneeze at the same time
lol
ttforever

I don't think you're like Mr Miagi nor the kid.

You're like the guy who spent the entire move screaming at the concession stand girl because she ruined your popcorn.

And later convinced yourself you did it for a lark.

Bob#2

okay well i'm only going back on my promise to say thank-you Jack
at least i have one person who will stick up for me
and Marc i've got the deepest voice in my entire school so please do not say i'm prepubesant!
thanks again Jack

this one is for jack vagina
keep your stupid kung fu secret bull •••• to yourself
because if your •••• was that effective you would be more than eager to show it off to make your little stupid self feel better.
until then keep practicing your •••• in your living room with the guy that's gonna give that blow job in the morning!!!!
track me down and "jack me" if you got some balls
let me tell you one thing though,some of us really live
the way of the warrior and are ready to die to prove a ••••••• point!

Now for you bi – he man,

You hypercritical and hypocritical slime between your mommies legs.

Is this the same “hope” Tai chi Bob?

You wrote, and I quote

“BOB style Tai Chi cutltivate a philosophy of gentleness, and no more no less (Wo Guo Bu Chi).”

“There is more to my art than fighting, my art is about living in harmony”

Then you write “I’d love seeing a jerk like you, your father and your mother and dog and goldfish get beat by my hands.”

Next Bi – He Quote: ”Because I would rather win over than destroy, so I guess I a big fat loser if a KFSS dude came to kill me, I will have to play those odds. “

Then you say “Until then your respect mean nothing to those whom actually train and honestly even after you stop by the school you idiotic opinions on life and MMA will still be as worthless as you are. the only thing I can say is the rest of us would be better off if your dad would have had made your mother swallow”

Sounds like you are trying to destroy this kids confidence. The worst possible type of destruction.

”Anyway I would prefer not even to explain myself in this regaurd it is all so futile when the important things are what make the art worth studing”

Yeah right. You wouldn’t know the important things if they bit your dick (if you have one). That shows by your lame posts.

Then you say “I'm not here for moral chararter building thats what churches and jails are for.”

Physcho babble boy would have had a field day with you. (Is he still around, Naw he wouldn’t dare show his parched ass round these parts) You show the classic neurotic martial arts bully temperment (I'm doing my thesis on you).

“put your rondevous instructions or bring your self and family by the school, put your talk on the mat.”

I put my rendezvous instruction up for Christmas eve day, where were you? How bout me and my boys lookin you up in the Orange County shadows one night- just for shits and gigles, hell we might even bring the kid. Why don’t you post your picture like “Stoge – oo” did. Make it a little easier.

“also I never fight whith out anger or if there is too much blood in my alcohol system”

Never fight with out anger? That is because you are not a street fighter. Professionals do not need to be motivated by anger. So you are angry and want to fight this kid? Obviously you are a martial art teacher in the Superior positions, creating nice little Bob followers like duckies in a row.

I told some one earlier in my best Curly line “I crap bigger than you.”

Well Bob, or is that knob, I fart bigger than you, hell my spinners poot bigger than you. What a chump, a “perfectly punked by a kid chump” .. that is.

And look at the face on that stooge - oo. Is he gay or what, Talk about a cum eatin grin. Got Rice would have loved this one. "See my medal"

Damn. I just ralphed on my key board. Oh! I hate you stooge - oo, come on down to the mat!" Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa.

Ok, it's time for choir practice.

I bet Tim will even chime in on this one "Jack you have crossed the line, yada yada yada" Ring a ling. Branded and barred. The kid made it worth it.

Night-night boys and girls (you know who you are... I HOPE(that was for you Knob).

Marc Daoust,

Yeah, Taoist. You wouldn't know Lau Tzu from the Bronx Zoo. Who you trying to kid son?

What happened did you change the estrogen level of your birth control?

Are you Tim's student too?

Way of the warrior? Life is not a bitch slap game my boy.

Remove your used tampax and deep throat it. You have the mental capacity of Richard Gere's gerbal.

Take two Big Gulps and snuggle up to mommie. Then appologies on your knees in the mornig.

Nighty Night

Kid,

Keep postin.

The choirs sings on, the kids got em by the nards, and the pitch just keeps gettin higher.

Higher, higher, higher, lite my fire , da, da - da. Da da da

Boom shaka laka laka, boom shaka laka laka

Do do do, do do do - Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Kid you are Slyer than the family stone.

Are you sure you are not me? I'm sure I'm not me! Tim are you sure you are not me?

I admit KUNG FU SAN SOO SUCKS!

I may be you Jack! Or I maybe the retarded kid?

Who knows... I know for sure that KUNG FU SANSOO SUCKS!

Yes it does.

As a high powered attorney replete with $2000 suits and obligatory Carrera I am often asked what happens when someone makes threats online. If I was your Attorney I'd say you were in deep doodoo, but as I can't represent everyone on this board here is my $10,000 worth foc:

Most people feel a general sense of anonymity when communicating via email or Instant Messages. This makes it very convenient to use emails and IM's, for conducting secretive activities such as extramarital affairs, cheating or other under the table dealings. This same sense of anonymity also makes it convenient to anonymously spread lies about someone or allow potentially dangerous individuals to harass you or your company via emails or Instant Messages, causing undue hardship and grief.
People look on email as a very transient, free form of communication and once you delete it, it's gone. Once you click on the 'send' button emails do not disappear into the ether. Copies of emails could be still lingering, on your company's computers, on a server somewhere or somebody else's computer just waiting to be discovered. Emails you send at work belong to your employer and even when any email is deleted copies of that email can be recovered from backups. Most servers make frequent backups. Emails have a way of lingering around. For example in Microsoft's anti-trust case, a number of four-year-old emails were recovered from the company's computers and presented as evidence against it.
It is wrong and illegal to threaten, intimidate, or harass other people regardless of whether those threats are delivered in person, on the phone, via the mail, or over the Internet. It can be especially harmful to deliver such threats in a public area such as a Web site, chat room, or bulletin board.

You have been advised. Now all shake hands and stop squabbling.

Ah yes,

Morning Choirlets -

Its a womderful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Boom shaka laka laka.

We have two new words today. Can you say fried and punked? Got a go take my "after fornication piss" right now.

Then breakfast. I'll have my sport competition over easy and a side of choirlet fried & punked.

Gotta move before the rain so seeya after my morning putt,

"I guess you need a Daddy" Jack

P S - Don't forget San Soo sucks "Ooohh Weeeee"

A "got nothin to say" mature bunch arn't they?

San Soo still sucks though and none of your gum flapping can change that.

Koojo get over yourself and do everyone a favor

OK