Ah yes, The Old Timer, an unending diatribe of puerile ramblings and nothing stated of any importance.

old timer yes you do post wonderfully but for me its a little to much around the barn.
Straight punches to your damn larynx is a better way of grabing someones attention and really making the difference if ya know what i mean. Look at what Jack and i did; we made the peeps listen but they never understood and the same f-in thing will happen to u too if u dont watch out.
Ya see the qiure never stops listening to their instructer(TIM) so they will never hear us over their little girly voices singing "san soo is worthless."
Look at the posts that you recieve, everyone sounds the same, like a bunch of sheep again here comes the quire of sheep following their shepard Tim saying "baaaaa san soo sucks baaaaaaaa."
If Shane is the queen then i guess Tims the King and bob#3 is the jester, old timer, jack, LFW, and i are the court outcasts and everyone else can pick who u wanna be.
Old timer i commend u for explaining kfss to these ignorant morons and maybe u can force some understanding into one of the half brained morons on this site.
And yes thats right bitches im back and raring to type.
Sorry teenage boredom but hey i blame it on ADD cause im not the boring
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apprentice

I am suddenly reminded that arguing over the internet is just like competing in the special olympics. Win or lose, you're still a retard.

peace and love to everyone.

shane-
do you have a relative that is mentally challenged?
well guess what i do!
my little sister is and my cousin and my great aunt.
i'm sure u dont give a crap but why dont you sit back and read.
hannah, my lil sis, is my inspiration for life and is what keeps me going day in and day out
she has actually paved a road for my future career. you see i want to become a special education teacher and worked at her school this summer and am currently a teacher assistant at my high school.
im the only sophomore allowed to be a teacher assistant because of my background experience. usually its for the juniors and seniors. Do u have any children? If not maybe you'll be bitten in the ass by having a mentally challenged child or maybe a grand child. Who knows it could even be a future student of mine.
Queen i personally believe that the word retard is THE MOST HARSH word in the english language because of whom it disciminates and also because they sadly are unable to understand it. I believe it is even worse than the "n" word.
Shane i challenge you to work in a special education class for one day and see how some of the children seem fine but then all of a sudden throw a fit about not beng able to play with a certian toy or something like that. Trust me, you will think twice of saying the "r" word when you see a child that has cerebral palsy and is in a wheelchair and gasping just to breathe.
You are obviously not giving peace and love to everyone
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apprentice

Shane, great line. App, relax, get a sense of humor.

apprentice,

No, none of my immediate family are retarded.

In 1992, for 12 months, I worked every Friday through Sunday night providing 24-hour live-in care for 6 mentally challenged adults in a group home. The youngest was 19 the oldest, 67. Their conditions ranged from severely autistic to severe retardation. (I gave them their medicine, cooked, cleaned, helped them shower, shave and dress. I slept on the living room floor and was paid $5.80 an hour).

I also trained them for the Special Olympics.

Come to think of it- I probably never really used the word until those guys removed it's stigma for me.

I'll never forget the 1st weekend I took them to Santa Monica Beach. I said "Let's go to the bathroom" and Shawn, one of the guys called to the others "All tards to the bathroom". I thought I'd misunderstood him until later in the afternoon when I said "okay guys, let's go back to the van" and Shawn called out, "All tards to the van!"

Also, one of my best friends has cerebral palsy.
He's mostly confined to a wheelchair. But when I visit, I support him so he can practice walking. Which usually means painful back-pain for me several says afterward. But, it's worth it because he's thrilled.

YOU may think the word 'retard' is the harshest word in the English language, but they don't.

Fortunately for me, the word Queen doesn't hold any negative connotations (and many turd-buglars out there probably think you're complimenting me).

Keep trying to rattle me, it's good practice.

Now Shane if u truly did and still do this then you would never say anything like that. Working with adults or older teens is much different than working with young children from ages 2-5.
I've realized that with just spending my first week with the juniors in my t.a. class. Its much different. I believe that you need the FULL spectrum of the mentally challenged to actually talk about them.
Just in case you dont think i have at only 15
-sister and her class mates:3-5
-juniors at my high school:16-17
-aunt:67
yea theres a lil gap in there but my senior year im planning to go to the middle school and help out there.
And wow you took a bunch of 19-67 year olds to the beach all by yourself w/o any help?
Major props to u then.
I dont know about Cali but in the great lakes regoin its required to have 1 adult for every 4 kids. Thats the preschool requirement.
But if they were severely challenged like you said you would not be able to watch over all of them at once now would you.
Hmmmmm.......nah i should probably believe someone on an online forum. I mean hey everyone is always right.........in a perfect world.
To bad its in the toliet.
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apprentice
ps- koojo i dont know who to feel worse for; shane who siad the dispicable line or you whom thinks its "great."

Good stuff Shane. I know from working in healthcare it takes a lot to be there for people
who aren't as fortunate (health wise) as others.

A lot of other •••• pales compared to what some of the less fortunate endure on a daily basis.
While your experiences may pale in comparison to "double chocolate sandwiches" and "Spec Op patrols", what you probably took away from your own experience with the less fortunate probably gave you an invauluable perspective on life.

Kudos,
Pete

Old Timer,

Your posts above are the clearest explanations of KFSS and it's underlying philosophy I've read here so far (no offense to Jack, who has the most colorful posts I've seen anywhere).

But, it will as difficult to convince people that train the way we do that KFSS training is superior for street fighting as it would be to convince the KFSS people that full contact sparring is the way to go.

Apprentice,

Your post:
"Look at the posts that you recieve, everyone sounds the same, like a bunch of sheep again here comes the quire of sheep following their shepard Tim saying "baaaaa san soo sucks baaaaaaaa."

I've never said San Soo sucks.

What you and Jack did?

App, don't cry. Its only a joke.

Apprentice,
I never said I worked alone. My co-aide was an older gentleman named Larry. He slept on the pullout bed in the living room. Neither of us got much sleep because Toby, a 24 year old severely autistic male, had pica and would sneak into the kitchen hourly to eat anything he could find (Dish detergent included) and would then scream for 15 minutes after being ushered back to bed.

Toby is a well-known case study. His parents built a well respected school for Autism in Pasadena, it's called Tobin World.

Since you mentioned the toilet and implied several times you don't believe I'm sincere.
I'll share with you a single experience from that job:

It's Saturday morning, Larry'd called in sick. At Friday night's dance, where over 200 folks from surrounding group homes gathered for live music and 'dancing', The organization's manager promised me she'd send some to help me ASAP.

The night had been rough because the newest guy, Mark, a 19yr old severely retarded stocky powerhouse, was having a problem controlling his anger. His parents, in a stroke of genius, told Mark that if he acted violently or hurt anyone I would tell them and would disallow his visit home Saturday night-Sunday afternoon as punishment. Then they patted him good-bye and left, reminding him as the door closed "Be good so Shane will let you come visit us tomorrow."

While testing the limits of my patience, Mark had thrown another guy's dinner off the table, pinched other guys during the ride to the dance, and at the dance punched Toby in the chest.

Now, on Saturday mornings this was the drill- make breakfast and feed all the guys by 7:30am and get them all showered, shaved and dressed by 9am and drive them to whatever activity was planned.

Four of the guys were able to shower themselves, which gave me time to wash the dishes. Mark was one of the four. But this morning, Mark just stood in the shower for 20-minutes holding the removable shower nozzle over his genitals. I checked in on him and let him know that I understood that was fun, but that he needed to wash the rest of his body so the other guys could shower. 10minutes later, I told Mark if he didn't start washing the rest of his body I would have to help him, knowing neither of us wanted that. 5minutes later I put on the surgical gloves and began to help Mark shower.

Mark, of course, was testing my limits and became furious when I didn't let him rattle me. He hit me with the shower nozzle 3 times and slapped me a couple of times and scratched my arms. During all this, I could hear growing commotion out in the halls. Toby was thumping against the bathroom door yelling "I wannananpple!!" Toby, who could only say two phrases; "tin soldiers" and "I wannnanpple". It was understood that "I wannanapple" could mean 'I'm hungry' or 'I need to go to the bathroom'.

As I finished giving the flailing Mark his shower and dried him off, I heard Shawn yelling, "SHITTING IN THE HALL...OH MAN...HE'S SHITTING IN THE HAAAAALLLL!!" and I heard the door bell ringing.

I dodged the fresh pile on the hallway carpet and made my way to the front door, opened it and welcomed in a young Jamaican guy who'd been sent to provide assistance. As I was letting him know the house was a little more hectic than usual- I noticed his eyes grow wide and white just as I got a powerful whack on the back of my head and back. I turned about to see Mark running naked back to his room. He'd hit me with a clothes hamper. Then he ran back at me, spit in my face and stood there huffing at me with this fists clinched.

It was at this point, after all the polite but assertive reminders and warnings, I said "Mark, that's it. I'm going to have to tell your parents about this".

That day we took all the guys to a park for a picnic with 200 others. The Jamaican kid was regaling everyone with the story of what he walked into that morning and many times he said "Mon, I wouldnotta believed it had I not seen it- him was the coolest most patient human whateverwas, him right der, mon."

Mark spit in my face once more that day- but by Sunday he had a whole new respect for me and really seemed to calm down for me. He knew I couldn't be rattled or dominated. (If Mark could figure that out- I'm sure you can catch on too).

Thanks for reminding me about that. I rarely get to share certain memories.

Shane

Just getting those folks to not bite themselves and others is a task. People who haven't had hands on with folks in this state have no idea what "natural strength" is.

They are powerful, unpredictable and have no pre-concieved patterns of movement. They bite, break and lash out with no decorum. There is no taboo, no such thing as "fair play" and what have you.
They are wildly unpredictable and strong.

As far as the post, I don't recall Tim saying anything negative about KFSS. I don't ever recall Tim saying an unkind word about any Martial Art.

Perhaps Tim could get more students if he had a knack for the type of hyperbole in some of the posts...

WELCOME TO SHENWU, IN 5 EASY LESSONS WE WILL TEACH YOU HOW YOU RIP OFF SOMEONE'S NUTS , STUFF THEM IN THEIR NOSE AND THEN GIVE THEM AN ENEMA WITH YOUR PUMA'S OR NIKES...

What ever happened to just plain old martial arts?

The 'N' word is 'Nancy', right?

Shane-ok maybe i'll believe you but a word of advice; dont give out names because you would be in deep crap if families were ofended by it.
Tim-not you koojo and nice try btw
BAI-HE-agreed lets do some MA talk now
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apprentice

F&Q's

Cant leave for a moment and the boys start bickering about who can endue more crap – all possible puns intended. Shane, first let me congratulate you, you almost sound like you have lived a little. Not my style son, but experience none the less.

Timer – Clear and concise. You should write a book or teach the San Soo arm of Shen Woo (notice the spelling). I am sure Tim would appreciate that. Right Timatillo?

Back to Shane and that idiot “honest excellence” dung. If you would have related that dung to the dung in the story, you might (holly frickin Ollie North) have had something there.

Lets use Old timer Tactics – who by the way is me, we are all Jack, didn’t I say that somewhere before? Right here in your mirror frame. The Jacknepresent!!

Life is meant to be fun and I enjoy the crap (seems to be a theme on this post) out of myself. Is Queen of the Quire like Queen of the Roller derby? Who sang that anyways?

Let the master puppeteer regurgitate further – Oh trainee Shane-let, the purpose of life is transformation, let me ponder my crystal balls (just like the shower guy) and elucidate.

Honest Excellence is remaining unaffected. Choosing to be affected or unaffected by the outside world (not the little mat like your little brain - Shane (Hey that rhymed) is the power of Transformation.

In this way honest excellence is true greatness, the boulder of why (Jack does nothing small, unless in comes to pussy)the MA community will never rise to the occasion: na na na naaa-ny.

Little brain Shane, I may be starting to like you, so learn to suck it up – well like my pal said don’t matter which end of the dick your on, its all queer – so you get a pass) This is Master strategist stuff, again most likely above your intellectual and emotion pay grade, but its worth a shot after that touching humanistic boys club version of Full Metal Jacket.

Returning back from space: You remained unaffected. I doubt yu can pull this off with anyone you consider your equal (like app.) or your superior (like me), but you lucked out or had an epiphany or whatever. ••••• I am boring myself.

Again in a strictly San Soo sense of the word you revealed what you could not define. This is an acuried abiity through deliberat felling. A golde ingot I offered up to the F&Q (fans and quire) but no one puckerd with sufficent verosity, therefore - fagetit. Ask Tim.

That is why you got to be able to understand more than arm bar and mount the bitch? I took a little liberty with the last one, sorry Old Timer. Light bulbs poppin, rectum giglin or any heart plapatations or are you little brain Shane dead?

Also, the Old Timer gets you pu-ques on track and you start rambling like the swag in the bathroom of the local whorehouse. How’s my make up, who is prettier, hey if you like to be competitive, try that profession, you get to see who is prettiest and the most vicious at the same time!! Whooho, Johnny what do we have for the quire queen? Why its two a days with Big Jack . a reem-a-work, a reem-a-work – in the jungle - the mighty jungle- the lion sleep tonigh-ite. Why if you did that to me after I gotya on track youd be scream like the twat in the song. Yeah I am not bored – no more, Quirestiens!

Tim, nobody’s convincing nobody of nothin. Especially not trying to change anybody’s preference, like Old Timer said and I paraphrase him “preference will get you killed” So why would I want to steer you jolly sportsmen awat from that. Now tell me.

More worthless San Soo philo for ya: keep repeating patterns and you’re predictable. I aint got time to ed-u-macate the quire, and quite frankly you do not deserve my spiel, or special dribble (that JLo clone with the braces and pussy cat who ate the bird smile sure does deserve my special dribble) and the pay sucks.

So Shane, you found some kung fu usage on the Big Mat. Well, congradufuckinlations! (even if you didn’t know it …. Queen for a day!).

Here is your assignment. In 200 words or less, tell us all how you became aware of martial art usage for other than sports.

App,

When I referred to Cali, it was the Cali in Columbia. You know cocaine capital of the world. Me, Frank, Tony and Manolo are sittin around watchin helicopter replays, and eatin Viagra like M&Ms tryin to keep up with the two-a-days. Columbia is a nice place, especially when you are the abductor versus the abductees.

To all Quirelets everywhere (with a capital Q for qousedmindlessness)– It’s been special. To my fans – you are great humanitarians and great fiends of mine.

Not my most acclaimed post, but as usual, the little head, the real post, is winning. Ah, I just spotted that 100 pound flat chested ripe assed Castena bringing me breakfast. The teenagers have the tightest pussys. Nothin like em.Gotta tend to my huveous! The world is mine! You a Tiga baby…

PS: LFW – if you want more san soo content ask Tim. He’s too cheap to pay and don’t like me anyways… whaa whaaaa. Moma bring me some milk, slurp slurp, mem, mem good. Now flip around and grind. Hey, the other one, yeah you in the hand cuffs, where is the clicker? Fuckin move it, its almost pregame time. Cunts!

The vincent,

The way you idealize undersized pussy implies the size of your anatomy necessitates it. I guess if a person with an averaged sized penis borrowed one of your girls, he'd split her like wet pine. I need large, bow-legged women.

Here's your assignment- for $200 dollars or less, fornicate with a normal sized woman and try to touch both sides of her bagina at once.

Bob#2

Vincent, bragging about having sex with underaged girls... I feel sorry for you but mostly for those girls. Somehow I don't think Jimmy Woo or the KFSS community would be very proud of you.

App, is this what you aspire to be?

So my seafood nice to see you back and posting and insulting left and right!
i meant Cali as in California not the drug capital. Sorry dont do cocaine so i wouldnt know.
And yes teenagers have the tightest pussys unlike the Stiflers moms out there.
And guess what, you were asked but maybe it wasnt nice enough. Sorry im not gonna beg to hear some philosophy i'm just gonna say Jack, id luv to hear about deliberate feeling so can ya please tell me.
SCARS wow thats pretty awesome or was that just another impersonator?
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apprentice

Koojo-aspire to be what?
Jack?
hell no dont get me wrong i love the guy like a crazy uncle but i actually aspire to be a special education teacher like one of my recent posts said
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apprentice

Bagina?

Like in your old bag's vagina?

Never!!!!! I perfer splitten wet pie.

Stanley - I aint no poster boy for politically correct charcter. Have you warmed up to that yet? OT gave you good feed back. A reply from your oh so polite and wannabe white self should be in order.

Why don't you focus on Old Timers post and quit Jack bashin. You jealous. I'll send you some pictures,a warm glove and tweasers. See you been checkin ointo San Soo - I knew it. Alot of those people in that area are students of the late and great Al Rubin, who I am proud to say was a peer and had exceptional personality and character. Sadley he passed away at an early age of cancer. A true trgedy for the SS comunity (who ever in the hell they are!).

All craps and farts aside, Al was exceptional. Jimmy loved him.

I'm at the Calipenthouse in Cali it's about 80 degrees and I am watching futbol (SOCCER) on the plasm. I spent the morning in the spa and am heading to work, that is TO work the pool. Registerd as Reginold Robinson, give me a call - I'm in the penthousE as the name implies, go ahead they speak English. It's full service. I'll be in the bush tomorrow so please be snappy.

App. no no no no I dont sniff it no-more. Tiered of waking up on the floor. That went out in the early 80's. Beer, wine and gin are the only drugs I use besides the blue m&m's.

Quirelets, thought I made a good point regarding queenies experience. What, no bantar, push the puck or folly?

You only idolize your uncie J for his personality and conquests. What about the part you guys have expertise in?

That sure would make a one sided conversation. Come to think of it, just like this thread. I'll be available to post back after dinner. Duck in a pepper mango sauce sounds delicious. Pate and tar tar for ordovers and fried icecream with bread fruit and guanabana for desert. Quite nice, our re va le quireitos!