Archive through April 05, 2006

Tim's Discussion Board: Shen Wu : Kung Fu San Soo: Archive through April 05, 2006
   By marc daoust on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 12:17 am: Edit Post

at least i insult people in the first 2 lines!
i don't let them waste their time reading pages
of stupid stuff!jack you and san soo BS sucks
big dicks!!!!!!(jack yello i'm sorry but these
fucks try to represent your art in the wrong way)
i still want to know (san soo,give me a book or video to order?)
jack i'm illiterate but you're too cerebral!
and you think too much!and what you say
amount to nothing
in the end!!!?
people read my stupid for a line and then
they go on with there lives!!!!
but they have to spend minutes reading your
shits(and you think it's genius literature?)
stop wasting everybodys time,including your own!!!
jack V.you're a jack vagina!!!!!


   By who-flung-poo on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 01:41 am: Edit Post

"To those who are friendly amongst the hostile,serene amongst the agitated, detached amongst the clinging, they I call noble". I do not who first said these words. I like them very much.


   By marc daoust on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 02:19 am: Edit Post

i thought i didn't made sense??????????
who-flung-poo??i did flung poo to your fuckng head
head!you moron!!!!!!
it was great poetry until it got to;
i do not who first said these words?
i like them very much"!!!!!!
where did you get that quote from?
your not that smart neither!!!!
at least i make sense for the slow minded(like you)
we are not all that stuck upon ourselves like you are!!!!!!
be good!!!!!


   By who-flung-poo on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 02:25 am: Edit Post

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I got poo flunged!!!!!!! :-)


   By marc daoust on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 02:34 am: Edit Post

i mean,couldn't you smell it coming???????


   By who-flung-poo on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 03:49 am: Edit Post

********Laughing out loud!!!!!***************


   By who-flung-poo on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 06:05 pm: Edit Post

Next time could you please serve it up a shiny silver platter so at least I CAN SEE it coming.....LOL.....and your right, I i'snt that smart neither (Love the double negative!). The sense of humour expressed on this board...well lets put it this way look up the word "wit" in the dictionary and it will refer you to this web site. Hey the best part about this for me is everyday I come here and learn something....that something I am using to my advantage as it make me better!!!!!!!!!! I am learning its not about how you swing the dictionary to hit someone on the head, its the thoughts before hand....


   By who-flung-poo on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 12:09 pm: Edit Post

Hey if anybody wants to see a picture of me I just uploaded check my profile!


   By Michael Andre Babin on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 03:11 pm: Edit Post

Lovely photo and at least we know that "you don't need no stinking badge" to hurl verbal diarrohea.


   By who-flung-poo on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 03:56 pm: Edit Post

Mr. Babin, for a man who is a published author I am surprised you would not correctly spell diarrhea. For a man with three decades of martial arts experience under his belt and whose profile talks about not needing more martial artists but more lovers of peace I am surprised by the wording of your post. And I am slinging keyboard diarrhea Mr. Babin. (P.S thanks for identifying the nuero-linguistic process by which you interpret the world. No smiley face for you!)


   By Senior Vincente (Unregistered Guest) on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 04:37 pm: Edit Post

Whoflung -

You da man.

Nice to see some wit and itelligence on this bored (Board?).

It gets mighty boaring trying to have more-than-technique communications with this group. The boars are a bore on this board. Now they are into the ignore.

Souns like you got somthin to say. Could be a trend!

You must be a Jimmy guy.

What was the best thing you learned from Mr. Woo?


   By 3 (Unregistered Guest) on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 05:16 pm: Edit Post

To Mr. M A Baboon (or is it babin?),


Such a prestigious publisher. WOW!

I Say Mr. Vincent is a Human Couger. Our heavily institutionalized modern society is inhospitable to the Human Cougar, but there are millions of individuals among us who have a latent Cougar strain. They are independent, hard working, and law-abiding, though they resist authority for authority's sake. They often find it difficult to put heart and soul into any highly structured work or social program. The Protestant ethic and traditional attitudes toward family life may present obstacles to this kind of existence. Those with a Cougar strain can better understand their own inner stirring by gaining knowledge of the independent hard-living breed now ebbing into extinction suchas Mr Vincent.


   By who-flung-poo on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 05:41 pm: Edit Post

((Master Cartmell:I cannot let this go. If I am thrown out of this chat room so be it.))

Mr. Babin you have about as much martial arts experience as I have been alive. The title

banner on your web page says: "Thoughts on Yang Style Tai Chi". This is worded very humbly

and your words in the chat room towards me did not STRIKE me as humble as this attitude

expressed in your homepage.
"A picture is worth a thousand words".
Yea Dad_resized I read your bio and did my homework before I responded with my last post and

even more so with this post. The Master on the left looks like a german/english genotype.

The Master in the middle looks like a Nordic/French variant genotype found all over Canada.

Mr. Babin a few words on You!
Those who study Tai Chi often are attracted as the stress reducing feature of it just as

most Psychology students are studying Psychology cause they wanna know how They work.

Chances are you one of this types that thought if you can get angrier than your opponent you

will win. Chances are a the right "verbal die-o-ree-ahhh" could cause you to loose that cool

and I hope I have camera handy to watch 30+ years of "Taming the Tiger" go right to hell in

a hand basket. And it would be words that set your ass on fire as your little "Freudian

Slip" on the keyboard (I mean verbal) in your last post.

I have a few more words for you. OOps was that a verbal slight?
Go look at the photo on your homepage that is linked in your profile (Thanks Dad_Resized).

Looking (This may be hard for you as your verbal not visual) at the one inch thich red

shelf at eye level on the right side of the Master in the middle (Strong Nord/Frenchie type)

I figure your about four inches taller. Using the middle of the Middle masters eyes which

continuing to right lands on your lower lip and all human heads share one interesting

feauture be it male/female/race. It is about four inches from the middle of the eye to the

lower lip. The genetic type of the master in the middle suggests he is about five foot 10.5

to 11 inches high. Simple addition here Mr. Babin.
The deviated septum (Deviated=Weak) you have accuntuates the stigmatism of your left eye. A

Stigmatism is a deviation and Deviated=Weak Mr. Babin. This stigmatism creates a blind spot

straight ahead at a five degree angle at it will be used against you.
Your torso suggest you do really have 30 years of a Toaist based art behind you. You

probably have a 38 inch waist.

These assesments I am making by the way are taken from a unique art. Its called Tai Chi Dit

Da.
The two Master of your starboard side have their hands showing. You-on the other hand-have

yours behind you. In Hung Gar this is called "Black Tiger Hides Paws" its application is

deceptive and hence suggests a deception.

The very slight discoloration of skin about 1 3/4 inches on top of your right eyebrow

suggest trouble with pericardium/heart. If you had to run a mile a 6:50 mile to give an ass

kicking- could you? Following this crescent shape patch of skin over to your left eyebrow

and onto the left temple- Hows your liver these days. I'm not talking about drinking.

Ask any alchemist (Before all things I am an Alchemist and if you had the faintest inkling

of any knowledge of Alchemy East or West, you would laughing outload at the "Before all

things") they tell you minerals in the body go different directions. Example Sal(Salt)=heavy

mineral accumulates in ankles. As your cardiovascular health was questioned earlier I doubt

you have "washed" with blood the over abundance of this mineral from your ankles. Henceforth

revealing another deviation and deviated=weak. O have any trouble with your toe nails. Are

they thick and discolored? Try Lamisil .

I love the poetry of this picture. You have a tiger jumping over your right shoulder. Chip

on your shoulder Mr.Babin? The other two master have Bhuddas between them!!!!!

You have been weighed, measured and found wanting!


   By who-flung-poo on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 06:40 pm: Edit Post

To answer your question Senior V. What is remembered from Master Woo is remembered through my instructors and remembered through me. "Show me do not tell me" OOOOps a verbal slight again. :-)


   By who-flung-poo on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 10:31 pm: Edit Post

The picture referred to in the above is lactated here:
http://www.angelfire.com/mb/taiji/nonflash.html
click on upper left tab "The Senior Instructor".


   By Ten Thousand Fists (Unregistered Guest) on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 11:04 pm: Edit Post

apprentice back,

Sifu-nice to see u back again; guess u were busy with them Columbians but enough of that. I like that ur posting more bout the strategy stuff and more inner stuff than when u were postin bout the skinny teens.
Now how bout some more of that deliberate feeling that u were coaxing us bout?

Yellow-Nice to see another jack-of-all-trades
as some would call it "a crazy diamond" Sounds like u know ur stuff. I admit at first it looked as if u were a wacko but now it seems lke yep ur a jack-of-all-trades with that post bout alchemy; intresting stuff how u can just look at someone or see how they write and automatically think they are someway but actually something completely different. LOL seems to be a bit popular on this board.

ttfn (well maybe)
apprentice
(ten thousand fists in the air-just hope their not for Timmy)


   By who-flung-poo on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 - 11:59 pm: Edit Post

I recognize the map is not the territory.


   By who-flung-poo on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 12:26 am: Edit Post

10,000=Lord.
Lord, Have mercy on me. I did what I did because I wanted to create a thought provoking response. The strategy of inversion: Make all the right assesments and fill in the blanks with an exact opposite. We all know the tiger in chinese symbolism does not signify a "a chip on the shoulder".


   By Michael Andre Babin on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 09:05 am: Edit Post

Wow, Mr. Poo/Jack/Whoever:

I'm stunned by the depth of your analysis of my website. You must be a real master after all.

By the way, for those who haven't watched a lot of old movies, the reference I made to "I don't need no stinking badge' is lifted from the old classic, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, as spoken by the Mexican bandit in that movie who appears on Mr. Poo's license. One of the late Humphrey Bogart's best movies and a wonderful meditation on how the lust for money can easily ruin lives.


   By who-flung-poo on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 - 11:52 am: Edit Post

I am no master. In fact I am low man on the totem pole and I KNOW IT. Unfortunately a fool becomes a wise man by doing foolish things and LEARNING from them. This web site provides a forum for one-on-one instruction. Where else can you speak to (Or even piss off) real living Masters and recieve this kind of one-on-one attention. I am here to learn. I am going to make mistakes. I am going to throw a rock in the pond to create waves. Those waves are how the rock becomes aware of its surroundings.
I believe that if I can learn how to arrive at the same thoughts as the Masters I will understand a process of thinking that when combined with experience produces a Master. I am not looking to re-write the moves so to speak. I am doing my best to just do the move and study it. I thank all the Masters for tolerating a crazy students B.S..