I don't know who wrote the body of the article, but he or she did a nice job.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Cartmell

Ha, and by someone you don't even know, Awesome! Martial Legend, right here folks!

I'm going to write one about Chris.

Somebody should write one on Bob #2.

Honestly Jerry, If I was into tattoo's I'd find something more interesting than Tim's Wikipedia entry to adorne the largest organ of my body.

If you're thinking of writing it on me with a Sharpie you're going to need about 8 large friends to help you (I'd recommend friends you wont miss when they're gone).

Bob#2

bob, im baffled, how would we access that immeasurably large caring and loving heart that you possess?

now I'm baffled, how'd you hear about my collection?

your collection of what? large synthetic phallic replicas?

i kill myself

robert

I belive you do kill yourself
apparent in your lifeless humor

aw man im getting double teamed by the little witty wise cracker bob2 and the slightly psychotic highly unskilled chi chi boob.

when you refered to the large heart I possess I assumed you were referencing my collection of unusually large organs, teeth and moles. (not all of them from humans)

It's not something I've shared with many people.

Maybe you could add robert to your collection
he's a big organ with ears