This is a thread about weird new students that probably didn't stick around that long to study.

I'll go first.

This guy came in wanting to interview and try out.

Timber said: "Sure. Hang out for awhile and the teacher will be here shortly."

Other dude: "I wanted to ask you a few questions too."
Timber: "Fire away".
Other dude: "does the martial arts here focus on spiritual strength?"

Timber: (aggrjdkkuhdjj) "Please clarify your question more".

Other dude: "I just got a divorce and I'm feeling spiritually weak. I was hoping to learn methods to regain my spiritual power".

I genuinely felt bad and wanted to tell the dude that the only way would be to go meet other women...fast. The faster the better. I saw him for one class and then he vanished into the wudang mountain