Forget about aligment, this is the "right" way to do it (sarcastic)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFZ4aFFPugI
His genes got lucky...
Oh man, that was funny, i lol'ed.
Man!!! I want some of what he's smoking!
In all seriousness, comedians all over are going to be furious as they hear the sound of their rice bowls break one by one.