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   By Tim on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 - 07:53 pm: Edit Post

I'm thinking about busting out the "Cattle Mutilation" in my next match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkyJ4d262c&feature=related


   By Backarcher on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 12:31 am: Edit Post

I like that too. "Double chicken-wing"!

In 8th grade, I pinned a guy while doing a half-nelson with a "headstand", after seeing it on pro wrestling.

I saw the guy about 20 years later...he couldn't stop talking about it.


   By robert on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 01:31 am: Edit Post

Rofl!


   By Tim on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 01:36 am: Edit Post

If I ever submit someone with the Cattle Mutilation, I'll never stop talking about it.


   By Martin Pentony on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 10:46 pm: Edit Post

Udder madness dude! Sorry I couldn't resist :-)


   By Jake Burroughs on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 10:48 pm: Edit Post

Welcome Martin!


   By Bob #2 on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 11:06 pm: Edit Post

I invented a wrestling move called 'Udder Madness'. During its application the opponent winds up giving themself a double-purple nerple. I've only done it on really wimpy young people or the very elderly. The shrieks are deafening.

Personally, I think a few of the moves in that youtube clip are phony.

B2


   By Tai Chi BOB on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 12:13 am: Edit Post

the udder thing
does it require possum grease?


   By Bob #2 on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 06:24 pm: Edit Post

Require? No


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