Tim,

I admit I haven't been reading the threads much lately, but what the hell happened to your board?

I searched the recent posts & all I see are discussions of exploding chickens, sheep sex, spilled shot glasses, & mucus hawkers.

I mean what's a guy got to do to find some intelligent discussion of the MAs? What gives?

I'm going to go practice. Screw you guys!

you know, i have never seen a board stay awesome for too long. maybe cause most people who read boards are sayers and not doers. And you can only talk about so much befor it's just rehashing old conversation. I used to like posting on e-budo, but it seems like all those guys just wanna talk about crap, most boards are like that. but every now and then ther's a gym. so i keep looking.
TWO CENTS:

Dragonprawn,

The point of my posts weren't about sheep sex -- you mis-understood & missed the point (I put some tongue-in-cheek lines in with the serious stuff to keep things light), but the point is serious/actual/factual (& I neither know nor give a flying cluck about exploding-chickens/country-fried-bombers).

Sheep are killed, maimed, or otherwise injured immediately prior to a special-forces-type medic or corpsman taking his final/practical exam. The sheep are triaged (sp?) & given medical attention accordingly. The testee is graded upon how well he can determine the victims' conditions & how well he treats those that have a chance to survive. It's an excellent test (except sheep do suffer until the test is finished).

You might try & lighten up some... & if you want just the serious stuff, then skip the comic relief & just pay closer attention to those areas that are serious -- 'cause we're a bunch of jokers down this way (like it or not; I'm not meaning to offend, but neither am I trying to accomplish the impossible task of pleasing everybody; at least that's how I see the situation).

Dragonprawn,

The "spilled" drink & mucous-hawking stories had serious points to them, too; again, you might be diverting your attention when you come across little things like mucous-hawking, thus missing the point of the posting -- like fully appreciating the environment you're in (i.e.: noticing if you are outnumbered &/or outgunned in a certain environment before you decide to make yourself stand out in a crowd).

Tonight I feel kind of violent. Training all day didn't help. Popping off a few rounds at the range didn't help. Telling idiot posters that I want to slap the stupidity out of them is good therapy! Idiots piss me off!!!

Meynard,

Well, then, if such is therapy, then by all means, fire away. Speakin' of firin', whatya firing at the range these days (pistol, rifle, shotgun... all of the above)?

Glock 23, 27,17, Remington 870 , Colt series 80 .45, Steyr bolt action in 308... all of the above, I guess.

Meynard,

Cool!!!

Dragonprawn,
Thanks for your intelligent contribution, I'm sure everyone will get back on track now.

Mike,

You said I should lighten up. Did you think my post was serious? If so you should lay off the MAs for a while until you get it together. Otherwise you might accidentally cause harm to some poor pit bull.

Sysop,

Why is this thread in th flame room? Is it because hell is hot?

Dragonprawn,

Yeah, I thought you were serious (enough) & had missed the point -- I didn't know that you opened a thread in jest.

Oh, I'm neither fond of being around pit bulls, nor would I try to crush one's skull in (as a general rule of thumb); the guy who thought up that "test" probably thought invading Iraq was a swell plan too (where do these people come from, & how do they get to positions of power/influence?).

The government plans to bring "humanitarian aid" to the Iraqi people -- whether they want it or not. Never trust a government. I'll bet they're planning on exporting all those exploding chickens. A chicken in every pot, indeed!

Hmmm, I come back to find politics on here? Bring back the exploding chickens.

Dragonprawn;
I've been out of town for four days. Sorry for the late post.
I'm with Mike. Without the Emoticons (maybe a wink) I had no idea you were kidding.
I didn't see the sheep sex reference and I didn't go looking for it.

Anyone here Bi Sexual?

I'm BiPolar. Does that count?

I'm Buy-Sexual.

(actually, I look at it as buying some alone time immediately following sex).

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