please feel free to watch any of these videos, they are all equally amusing

John LeGrand : How to Become a Mixed Martial Artist : Learn Beginner MMA Techniques

this is my favourite...
Why Train Kids in Mixed Martial Arts? MMA Training for Kids

MMA doesn't work, Master Phoenix should practice real kungfu with this guy.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=psnUAkUgSRo

I want to increase my mentality!!!!

he took the same english lessons that Tyson did, presumably from Don King?

i went to one of his seminars with my blue judo gi, he started set trippin on me and told me that no crabs were allowed in his dojo, and he kept on calling me blood, what does this mean? i understand that i was born under the astrological sign of cancer, but that gives him no right to call me a crab and kick me out his dojo.

oh dude. the Bullshido stuff is great

robert; I guess you were just born wrong

dont "oh dude" me..

didnt expect you to get it anyway, you little faggot weenie..

oh dude, he definately "oh duded" you.

Oh dude, you have been double "oh duded"
an offence beyond belief. Then webmatster should dis-allow this basely offensive term, I say we it be replaced with copestectic phrases like "camel Penis" of "Elphant sized butt hair"

far less offensive than "Oh Dude" with this is mind I will respond to you question:

OH! Elephant sized but hair on a camels penis (gosh dont you fell better already?)

- CRAB
"what does that mean" Crab is an insulting term for crip gange members,(the crips wear blue, the bloods [young bloods] wear red.)
He was admiring you blue gi in a street cred manner of venacular a humor of oppisites.
I guess the humor was from a wisdom unfamiliar to your upper class superiority.
Next time confuse him amd wear a red belt with your blue gi to confuse and distract him.

On the other hand DUDE is an term of enderment among surfer, stoner, and Californian types.

I read all this is a book called idiotspeak for imbiciles, written in 1984 by Mr. George the Dude

Tai Chi Bob
you bacl alley Stoner, hodad Dude with a laid back attitude.

I was addressing Elliot as 'Dude'

but of course, you feed the trolls and they only get more noisy.

irregardlessly, are you going to let robert get away with calling you a "little faggot wennie"

i suppose I must.

i'm powerless against him