Your opponent is a massive, hungry feral tiger imported from asia.

You can choose between any melee weapon available to you during this time period, excluding projectile weapons.


if you win, you get your life, plus a position as a full time gladiator.



The cage is opened, what do you do.

Do you charge it head on? Do you wait and bait? (it is a tiger after all, this may not be the best option)


Do you approach it slowly?

having been in this exact senario my answer is easy and correct.

charge it head on. Tigers only attack from behind (park rangers and hikers in india wear masks on the back of their heads for this reason)

I didn't kill the tiger. instead I violated anally it while yelling 'HERE KITTY, KITTY!'.

The humilition factor was monumental. and it had an unexpected effect on the audience, hardened blackmarket thugs foundout they are as hardened as they thought. a couple of them actually shed a tear and begged me to stop.

the tiger got me back though, I dcontracted distemper.

Bob#2

wtf bob 2 lol