• Archive through May 15, 2005 May 15 - 10:34 pm [20]

Dwarves, •••• I messed it up!

I wonder if Tim's getting a rash from all this butt kissing.

My old dad used to say that if you let people line up to kiss your butt... eventually you may start to think that there really is something special about your particular orifice.

Course, I might be jealous cause there's no line forming at my house.

My old Dad told me... that the butt kisser may get angry if you turned around.

That was funny!

I'll add a thanks to Tim for sharing his knowledge, wisdom and reality of the Martial Arts experience. I treasure our phone calls and notes from him. Thanks again Tim for the forum and putting the truth as you see it (and saw it in the old country) out there!
Rick U

Hi Michael,

You are a very knowledgeable IMA practitioner as well, but it is pretty hard to compete with Tim.

By the way, I like your site and the ToLB book.

Richard

Thanks guys,

Rick,
Nice to hear from you, I hope all is well.

Tim

Hi Richard;
Thanks for the kind words. I'm not in Tim's league but few experts that I have met are either...

ATTN: CHEIN

A) Tim doesn't need a freeking title.
B) Mat is like Quai Chang from the tv show Kung Fu. Quai Chang was half chinese. So to answer your question its the halfness that gives him power.
C) Yes, Glen is freakish strong and red headed.
D) Meynard may let you win if he likes you, but he can just as easily turn on you and kill you because he's plain CRAZY.
E) Elves can run all day in chain mail, and also do not sink in fresh snow unlike humans and dwarves.

What happened to hunting pigs with spears?

Does using Dogs and a Bowie knife count?

Man I'm still all about the hunting pigs with spears, I found out that wall mart has the pig hunting tags you need for 20 bucks. Lets plan a trip, fresno in summer rocks, 105 degrees, you guys should come up, we'll get some pigs, cook'em and float down the river looking at chicks in Bikinis!!!!

We will schedule a trip. As soon as you can be positive about where to find them pigs!

How about arranging for Tim to do a seminar up there?

As soon as I have enuff students to foot the bill, that is first on my agenda. There are also alot of Bjj guys around hear, but not any BB instructors, I think lots of them would come too.

-Chris Hein

I'd also like to get Meynard down for an Aiki and stick fighting seminar!

-Chris Hein

Yeah! Let's do it. Get enough student just to pay for my gas and I'll be there.

I'll go for that pig-sticking trip if you'll have me.

James you're always welcome! Man now I have to go to work on finding a place again. Last time I asked these Mexican friends of mine, they were no help at all. They told me they go to a friends house, or "just go out in the woods man, theres lots of pigs out there"!!

-Chris Hein

Going to your friend's house and spearing a domesticated pig in a pen is not my idea of hunting.

You should get together, go to a bar and get your beer goggles on. Lots of Pigs to "spear" in bars.
Whoever wakes up having "speared" the fattest girl wins.

Now that Sirs, is "Pig Hunting".

If you spear enough pigs in a bar, you're liable to wake up some morning a week or two later with some nasty "rot" on your spear.

This is the way of Amoxicillin.

They may say many derisive things about the US, they enjoy highlighting our pending Healthcare crisis...

But in all honesty, would you rather be stuck in Khartoum, Manila or Saigon with a "rusted" spear?

Relief is a phone call away....

Actually, in a lot of third world countries, you can buy all sorts of prescription drugs over the counter in markets and corner stores at affordable prices. The problem is that much of it has been stolen, adultered, repackaged or is just expired stock. So risky to buy ... but certainly more available than you might think.

Very true. Plus, Not everything can be cured by Trobicin or Pen-V-K. People don't realize how many things get passed between people who love people. Saw so many idiots who thought they could just go to the clinic (military or public health dept.) and get shots or pills to fix something, or, they would come in after their activities thinking they can get treated 'just in case' they got something, so that they would not bring it home to the spouse.