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My favourite Darwin Award went to the drunken redneck who decided to throw a lit dynamite stick out of the window of his speeding pick-up truck ... but forgot to roll said window down first.

Hey Potato Head (Master Po),

How's life in the stucco box?

Did you buy a plasma TV for Xmas or just one of those x rated blow up dolls.

If you'd quit watching either of them, and by the way the blow up don't move, so don't get your hopes up, you might have sumpin to say.

Nah I take it back, with a name like Potatoe head, you got nothin to say.

Jack,

Until you mentioned it, I didn't know lice removal medicine includes a little comb. It's very telling that you know that.

Roberto Numero Dos

Boob#1&1/2 If you HAD known that, your license picture would have turned out a little better? Nah, probably not

Comb? I thought that was a ladder so that the lice with any self-respect could make it out of Blob no. 2's pants (or skirt)

That "I.D." has been forged..
It looks like a picture of an outlaw from the wild west...

If you look closly at it,.. you can see the edge has been poorly paisted on..

Nice try BOB #2...
What have you got to hide?

He has a lot to hide. He is on the "offenders registry" list in CA. This is no joke.

wtf?

None of the last several posts have been mine.

Tisk tisk... you know who you are

Jack,

If you simply 'register' an ID that can't happen anymore.


To whomever said I look like "an outlaw from the wild west". Thanks! Those guys were tough.

Bob#2

Dude, who are you trying to kid?

The bottom righthand corner of your "picture", overlaps the license by a few millimeters!

Not to mention the bottom left corner. Which has been erased and referbished BTW, in what looks like an earlier crappy version of paintshow!

In real life, you are most likely a Rue Paul lookalike or something..

Just teasin' fab {?} no hard feelings.. K!
Super!
Stay away from the kiddies, for all are sakes.{even chunk}

Love ya you big strong cuddly one eyed Q. Moto lookin' straight out of the Goonies lookin dude!
Stay fresh.

Dude, I'm not "trying" to kid anyone.

who is Rue Paul?

stay fresh?? You sound like a bad commercial for a feminine hygene product.

Well,
If thats your real face, it looks like you'd need em'.

BTW, say hi to the farrelli brothes for me..

That is when they release your chains and let you out of the tower for feeding time.

Tooddles

yeah, street fighting

Jason,

Sad bunch aint it?