Betty,
You are most definately built like a tree trunk. it's a good thing you are back, we need someone to regulate around here.

Guest,
I'm not short, I might be a little skinny.

Robert,
Whatever helps you with your practice is good for you.

The Big Bald Betty image is as disturbing as the Big Hairy Chick image. The two combined is making me seriously consider celibacy and becoming a monk. Once I thought about shaving my head, eyebrows and my ass I decided this was even more disconcerting then those two combined and solved the whole BBB and BHC image crisis.

Is this imagery or fantasy?

Iron Bastard -

You are one sexy guy...

Remember, there is only one Big Bald Hairy Chick Betty, Big Bald Hairy Chick Betty!!!

I'm not sure this is a compliment or, if, the image is to disturbing.

good point.

thanks.

They finally let you out, Betty?

It took a freakin long time because I kept licking the head doctor on the control board just to make him nervous.

I feels good to be back because I missed eating chicken nuggets. I read a lot about how they make them and I'm now convinced that they give you a lot of chi.

Remember, there's only one Betty, Big Bald Betty!!!

AH-SO!!! THE MYSTICAL WORLD OF ••••-FU STRIKES AGAIN....STOP SMOKING REEFER AND DROPPING ACID AND YOU TOO WILL STOP BELIEVEING IN CHI-BULLSHIT. I USED TO BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF CHI-MOSTLY BECAUSE I WAS HIGH. I BELIEVED YOU COULD FEEL AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL MAGNETIC PRESENCE OF CHI LIFE FORCE, SEE AURAS OF CHI AROUND ALL LIVING AND NON LIVING OBJECTS, HIGHTENED FIELDS OF CHI BEFORE STORMS AROUND LIVING AND NON LIVING OBJECTS, ECT.

I think your still high...

Tim Wrote:"Guest,
I'm not short, I might be a little skinny."

or ripped?

YEAH BOI-E-E-E!!! STUDIED WHITE DRAGON FIST STYLE, KENPO, AND KICK BOXING...MEANEST STYLE EVER ECOUNTERED...'WHOOP ASS STYLE,' WHILE GROW'N UP IN DA PROJECTS.....

but your still smoking the reefer....

How can anybody really believe in the mystical aspect of chi? example: the movie 'blood sport,' where master yugi oh alllegly taught van damne dym mak (ninja death touch)...in this movie, the master died from an unmentioned illness. How come master yugi oh or van damne didn't use the oposite of death touch which would be healing touch to cure the master's illness? This movie was supposed to be based on a true life of Fank Dukes...who claimed in a Black Belt Magazine article that someone put the Dym Mak whammy on him for revealing Ninja secrets...thus he ended up in the hospital with a brain tumor/coma (whatever).

P.S...I think that Bruce Lee was mostly Holly Wood hype and that If it came right down to it...Chuck Norris would've kicked his ass (also Bill Wallace) in a real fight. Anybody agree or disagree...Don't Bogart that joint...pass it over to me!!!

H-E-E-E-Y! Kung-Fu Hustle....Every time I take a dump....blue sparks shoot out of my chakra's 'brown eye,'...am I a natural Kung-fu genius or what?

H-E-E-E-Y! Kung-Fu Hustle....Every time I take a dump....blue sparks shoot out of my chakra's 'brown eye,'...am I a natural Kung-fu genius or what?

bruised lee... they just get better and better.

Hey, man....I heard that if I practice TightChees by tying a wet silken sash to a kettle bell and the other end to my dong...and throw the kettle bell out my kwoon's three story window that I too will experience enlightenment...Is that true, agree or disagree?

Decisions! Decisions! should I keep practicing my 'Iron Shirt,' technique or switch to Snake tongue,' technique for maximum chi power?

OH, YEAH...FOR ALL THE COLLEGE BOYS WHO THINK PRACTICING MYSTICAL INNER STYLE CHI KUNG/MARTIAL ARTS WILL GET THEM LAID....THE ONLY GIRLS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DATE ARE MARY PALM AND HER FIVE SISTERS.
P.S.
WHEN YOU CUM RIGHT DOWN TO IT...EVERYBODY PAYS FOR A PIECE OF ASS...GRASS, GAS, OR ASS...NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.