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HEY YOU!! GET BACK HERE!!!

MAYBE BANG BROTHERS OUT TO DO A FILM/DOCUMENTARY DEBUNKING THE MYTH BEHIND CHI POWER...ONCE AND FOR ALL...

GO MILF HUNTERS....GO BANG BROTHERS...GO TO BANG BROTHERS.COM...TO GET THE 'SKINNY,' ON CHI.

this what a thread with this title deserves anyway.

"GO MILF HUNTERS....GO BANG BROTHERS...GO TO BANG BROTHERS.COM...TO GET THE 'SKINNY,' ON CHI."

someone has some serious masturbation issues to address... and this time it aint me.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S FLOGG'N YOUR LOG FOR YA.

ANYBODY SEEN THE JOE SMILEY FACE COMMERCIALS...THE ONE'S WHERE EVERYBODY STAR'N DOWN AT HIS SECRET CHI PLACE...CAUSE HIS VITAL FORCES HAVE ENLARGE DUE TO HIS TAKIN'N HIS MAGIG CHI PILLS? I THINK DOC 'JOHNSON,' MAKE'S EM.

YEP! I also heard that Yip Man and Bruised Lee had a special 'wooden dummy,' that they used in their kwoon. It seems that their male students would stick their junk throught 'glory holes,' provided by a martial log...thus their woodies would be place at different heights and angle...then Yip and Bruisy would go at em...the student's who could maintain their stiffies became certified chi masters if they could absorb their master's blows...

HEY, I JUST DISCOVERED THAT REIKI AND CHI MASTERS CAN TRANSFER THEIR CHI POWER OVER THE PHONE TO ANY BODY...I THINK'S ITS CALLED PHONE SEX...HEY CAN YOU GET 'HEARING AIDS,' THAT WAY? I DON'T WANNA GO DEAF CAUSE I'M GOING BLIND ANYWAY...
P.S.
I GOTTA THANK YOUR MOM...FOR TAK'N CARE OF MY CHI PROBLEMS...ALSO, REALLY ENJOYED THOSE DANCIN'CHI FOOL FILMS YOU BOYS PROVIDED...I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I PISSED MY PANTS.

NOT ANY MORE!!! I GOTTA THANK YOUR GRANDMA FOR TAK'N CARE OF MY CHI PROBLEMS...
THANK-YOU, GRAND MA!
P.S.
THANK-YOU BULLSHIDO BROTHERS...FOR PROVIDING THOSE DANC'N CHI FILMS...I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I PISSED MY PANTS..AND HAD TO CHANGE MY DIAPER

HEY CAN YOU DEDUCT CHI KUNG AS A MEDICAL EXPENSE ON YOUR TAX RETURNS? ...CAN ANYBODY PROVIDE SOME FEED BACK FOR ME ON THIS ONE?

They Have some really great Chi recipes on Iron Chef...check out their web site...the one episode where the secret ingredient the chefs had to use was...oysters'n cobra spit.

science prove the existence of a energy field
that is present in everything.energy is everywhere
can human use it for fighting still has to be proven,until then i'll stick to olympic and power lifting for my internal strength.
for the guy who thinks he's gonna hit me with his
knuckles in the arm pit and affect my heart,
i tell you get in a real fight and see if the first thing that comes to your mind is knuckles
strikes!!!!!!!!!!!
simple moves are the best.
take monkey for example,they're strongest muscles
are lats and abs from hanging and swinging from trees.when they fight they jump on you,pull you
down and beat you with hammer fist.using there strongest muscles in the most effective way.
but evolved monkeys fight using knuckle strikes in cavities to stop chi flow!!!!
why can't man accept that he's still just a animal
and for those who says we're not,then why do we fight if not from dominance and reproduction (that means chicks)
ego is just a substitute for instict!!!!
and if some of you are true "artist" and practice
for spiritual reasons than good for you,keep it up.

both ego and instinct are over-rated.

i think that they're both what keep humans
from realizing there full spiritual potential.
if we're dominated by instict than we're just
smart animals,and if we're dominated by ego
(and we are!!!)than all we ever do is for self gratification,and that way fail to see how
everything is interconnected as ONE WHOLE!!
no i'm not high(anymore!)
check out this book called "the power of now"
he takes spirituality to another level,
one that make sense none of that religious BS
(don't mean to offend any one but if i do,ho well!)
the practice itself would help any martial arts,
who couldn't use more awareness!

p.s.best book i ever read,most mind blowing.
literaly.no offense TIM!!!!

No, no book can be better than those of DR. Phil! If you want to become more aware of yourself, then read his books. All martial artists could benefit from his books!

P.s. Did you know he came from outer space to help us all?

"The Power of Now."

My favorite line in the book is when the author states:
"I spent almost two years sitting on park benches in a state of the most intense joy."

My favorite part is where that beggar dude is sitting on a box of gold for thirty years and didn't even know it. What a sucker!

WOW! AND DEEPAK CHOPRA IS GOD....NOW I CAN REST MY WEARY BONES ON YOUR MOM'S LAP...
THANK GOD FOR CHI POWER...AND MY CHIA PET OF COURSE.