This is so ridiculous. I'm just kidding!

I once almost got into a fight with a grocery clerk, then the manager came over, and I almost got into a fight with him, then the bakery lady asked what I was doing in the store! I looked at her and grabbed her by the throat and said, you better get to baking or I am going to get to stomping, then the police drove by the store and I laughed because I was already gone, but I will be back, and then I will get the gingerbread maker!

My father-in-law almost gets into a fight everywhere he goes... Grocery stores, gas stations, libraries, etc. Either he has a rare gift for attracting negative attention, or it is just the condescending, belligerent attitude

G. Man. You'd better talk with Doctor Phil, or is it Doctor Ruth? Maybe Doctor Fraiser Crane.

I would rather speak to the head nurse, if ya get what I am speakin.

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4193

almost got in a fight with these individuals:
http://img246.echo.cx/img246/1533/prisonnames3bq.jpg
from:
http://www.laweekly.com/ink/05/11/features-duersten.php
http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/index.ssf?040216fa_fact6
http://www.pitch.com/issues/2004-04-29/news/feature_print.html

Scary! Those are very bad men.

a gingerbread man cookie attacked me so i had to take action and throw some milk on him.

some other interesting individuals:

http://milepost1147.2.railfan.net/pages/stories/Article009.html