Dubbed Grazing Grasshopper by Senior V. himself, GG is a five time recipient of a gold medal in the special olympics. He is currently training to take the gold in the "Darwin Award" contest. He has won the prestigious Lemming Award several times. His best friends affectionately call him "canon fodder".
He is a little kid who hides behind his keyboard and uses big words to impress everyone. He is a quack and makes references to some obscure art called alchemy of which he knows nothing. If he did he would be making gold bars and living forever in great wealth and not taking time to involve himself in the greatest posting board of martial arts ever to exist on the web.
Satisfied? I know I am!

Dude your a retard!

canon fodder, whats that?

go look up the term "Bellow Blower" or "Charcoal Puffer" in those books of alchemy you profess to know so much about GG. Your picture is there!

Master Cartmell, you should seriously consider banning this guy! His posts are occaisonally amuzing and his ancient world knowledge is somewhat, well, intriguing. Nonetheless, Why would you let a guy like this, who clearly spends way too much time on his computer, eat up server space with his posts?

"Nonetheless, Why would you let a guy like this, who clearly spends way too much time on his computer, eat up server space with his posts?"

You just described just about everyone that posts here.

Besides, GG likes my discussion board, and flattery will get you everywhere.

lol,

i think grazing grasshopper may be another one of jack's fight club persona's. if im wrong, please forgive me mr grazer, i dont mean to throw hideous insults.

apprentice here,
true Tim, agrreed, he does bring a lot to the table and if the above is true then props to him.
hey speaking of people who have too much time on their hands....where's Shane and T.C.B. lol
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I am not one jacks fight club personas. Definately not an insult! Mr. V. (through insults I might add) did supply me with concepts and applications that made everything, for me anyway, complete. He supplied the missing puzzle peice that inspired the proverbial "Helen Keller- I am blind but now I see" puzzle peice to fall into place. I am honoured to be compared to him.
O apprentice, you might be too young for this, but I will also bring the beer to the table!!!!!

apprentice here,
i'd appreciate that, i've got a missing piece myself!!!! I too have been compared and asked if I was a form of Uncle Jack, it is an honour.
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