say ur visiting ur family in a poor country or a really bad neighborhood and ur walking in the middle of the day through some park alone and have a knife on u for protection but no guns are allowed in this country and u see a group of about 5 or so criminal youths following u and looking at u as u walk forward. In this situation do u pull the knife out to show them ur dangerous and hope theyll back out while risking them all pulling their own weapons out or finding them on the ground, keep walking and/or run if they start catching up or running toward u? or stay and wait for them to see what they want and risk getting sucker attacked? Or fight them hand to hand and only pull the knife out when ur about to stab one before they even know u have it?

I say u should pull out the knife turn towards thwm and say "watch this U •••••••••"
Then slit your own throat and gut yourself because that would really show them that you are committed to being tuffer than they be.

Bob#2

I wouldn't worry about it, until I needed too.

Bob#2 thats a great advice! Coming fro a country where theere is a lot of bad stuff happening all the time, I can tell you that unless you are fool enough to walk in places you know there are gangs, whatever happens you deserve it. There is something called avoidance and it starts by not looking for danger, but if you had the bad luck fo crossing paths, before you get too close just turn around and run if needed.

That kinda reminds of a movie starring ?Keanu Reeves, where he smashes his fist into a car window as he tells the guys who was kicking his *** "You want to kick my ***?!? Nobody kicks my *** better than me!" Than he rams his own head into the window of a bar, knocking himself out.

Hey Enforcer, maybe you should try it out. If your usually approach isn't working, might help to open your mind to new ways of doing things.

actually not true, I have fmaily in Poland and in alot of cities it can happen anywhere. In the day I saw roberries of people and them running with wallets, and groups or gangs looking for victims. A girl said she saw two guys just fighting in the middle of downtown and people were just wlaking around them letting them continue and minding their own business and it took like 20 mins for cops to show up. I was gone all night once and my grandma called the cops asking if someone of my discription was in a hospital or a police station and they said every night there are countless of cases of young men brutalized by these roaming groups in that city. Even in a green park area of the city someone was killed by such a group. And this stuff happens in broad day light and in many many parts of the city. This is exactly where that guy is from who I told u before I idolized and who could survive anywhere and anything. There is even a documentary abvout youth gangs in Poland on youtube and one of the young men in prison says hes addicted to adrenaline, of when his or his crews victim is on the gorund begging not to be ebaten any more. Another Polish guy I know says he kenw a guy who would wlak right next top you and compare shoe sizes with you and his to see if it is the right size and if it is and he likes the shoe he would beat the crap out of u and take them.

Dirty Rat, a classic movie is Fight Club! I love the scene when the guy's beating the crap out of himself!

I say u should pull out the knife turn towards thwm and say "watch this U •••••••••"
Then slit your own throat and gut yourself because that would really show them that you are committed to being tuffer than they be.

Bob#2


OMG!ROFLMAO

William,

Agreed. That was a cool flick. Are you talking about the office scene where he's "asking" his boss for a raise and stuff? That blew me away.

Enforcer,

i like your first approach, just stay inside, practice on your own and play video games watch cool anime,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq8FDQqmEv4

and go to school like a normal young adult.

no need to go around roaming the streets looking for trouble, there is absolutely no future in that! Think of the future enforcer!

enforcer finally said something interesting....
so, when you were visiting your grandmother, what were you up to that had you out all night?


I'm thinking of following in Joe's footsteps and doing a Q&A session.... like this:
Q- you know why enforcer's grandmother had to stop using vibrators?

A-Because they chipped her teeth

LMAO Bob#2 that was priceless!some of you guys, should really seriously considered joining Comedy Central!

Actually you owe me $2.50 for reading it and LYAO. Nothing is priceless.

so if u had family in a bad neighboorhood or were from a poor country you would never go outside if u visited there or lived there?

Why visit anyone poorer than you. For what, to borrow dust and used corn cobs. I mean, really.

Bob#2

cause its fun hanging out with gangstas. it makes u feel manly and tough and chicks love bad boys. so u can feel like ur one and tell chicks that.

And roughly how many chicks have you fooled?

Enforcer,
As a friend, let me tell you, your problems are not unique. Real life is a lot different from what's on TV or comic books or video games. Give up on whatever fantasies you have about yourself. You'll be happier. Promise.

Brother, please find counseling.

You don't need martial arts or combative sports right now.

You need good friends, good environment, positive people and someone to talk to with a medical background.

From my heart man.

Peace.

Thanks, bro. But I'm doing better than you might think. I get three squares a day and plenty of time to pontificate and the guards let me borrow this laptop from time to time in exchange for doling out some beat-downs when necessary.

Bob#2

i got 4 words for this thread.

soap on a rope.

Making you use a laptop is cruel and unsual punishment. I would sue under the 8th amendment.