Greetings Tim,
A frumpy little bird told me you can read modern and ancient Chinese text. Is that true?
Bob#2
Yes it is.
A bird told you?
Does that makes you a textpert?
Birds don't tell you things?
Bob#2
[I'm Trade Marking 'textpert' because, like my term 'chi-hugger' (TM*2000) , its going to become a popular phrase around the world.]