Me and this other Polish dude and this chick from a party that guy invited me to went to a gas station to get some alcohol. and while we were standing in line there were two cholos standing behind us. And what happened is the fatter one was like trying to either cut or hurry us up. So me being a bit intoxicated started talking •••• back to him. So he started to refer to me as nigga and I knew it was kinda like a sign of respect cause when someone refers to a white guy as nigga or really anything other than white boy it means they know your grimey or can throw hands. But I didnt want to get into that game of nigga back to him and trying ti act hard and I tried beating him by another game. So I said "Im not a nigga Im a wood" and repeated it so he could hear me. At this point it was getting heated and the other mexican guy stepped in front of us and tried to break it up and the fat Mexican said "Ive done time" or tried either asking me where Ive done mine or bragging he did his somewhere after I said wood, and in like a split second out of the blue I see the other Polish dude I was with on all fours trying to stay up while the fat Mexican was beating him and I hit him without even thinking (the fat Mexican) so hard that I think I broke my knuckle now cause I can barely feel it and its fat. I am not sure if I got hit in the face before that or after but I also apparently hit byt the guy's friend cause I got a bruise on m,y jaw but it barely affected me and I didnt fall. It was weird though cause I remember the fat mexican being halfway on the ground before I hit him and me having to aim pretty low so I dont know if he fell as he was trying to beat the other Polish guy down or if my memory fuzzed and I actually caused him to loose balance after hitting him or what. Those situations just happen so fast. And anyway they quickly got out of there and jumped in a car.

And that wasnt the only drama that night. Later me and this Polish dude went to this other party where the Polish dude obviuously had one drink too many by that time and he started talking shet ab out France to this French girl and this American dude in a way I guess to defend her started talking shet about Poland and saying no one cares or knows even where it is and asked the Polish dude how many states border CA and all these questions and crap and after a while it got really really heated between them and this guy is not violent so he decided to leave. I was watching and listening from the background not really getting involved due to the Polish guy being too confrontational himself from me to back him up and due to kind of just the amusement factor to see what he will say cause Ive been in those situations many times to see how he would react. Anyway, I went outside after him and I couldnt find him, he vanished so fast. So at this point I was angry and realized the other dude was an a@@. SO I went in side and tried to punk him with my one good arm by shoving him by his neck backwards toward the wall but he started resisting real hard so I ended up punching him semi power with my one good hand and left as ppl at that point were trying to break it up. I threw a short left hook at him basically. Anyway thats my story of last night.

Anyway that was a fun night and I enjoyed fighting. Actually I think all men should enjoy fighting it is what we are and it represents us. Drinking, fighting, and f@ing is what life is about.

I found out my knuckle is broken so actually in the long run it wasnt worth it to fight at least for me. I didnt accomplish much either like Ive been telling u guys the training never comes out I used to do. He didnt get knocked out or anything just maybe lost his balance a bit and I got a broken knuckle.

"so actually in the long run it wasnt worth it to fight at least for me."

Finally.

yea it really hurts, hard to sleep even and I hate pain pills.

now they say I will need surgery so it heals right damm all that trouble I have now. I dont know how this could have happened I remember just hitting with all my might and hardening up befopre impact and being proud of the power but damm. I hope his face also needs surgery now. I still dont get how he could ahve gotten up and ran though, I must have hit him in upper cheek bone not chin.

Im getting some surgery tomorrow cause I have a bone sticking up inside my wrist. They told me I might never be able to form a full fist again. my fighting days might be coming to a close guys, unless I learn to rely only on kicks elbows and throws.

How about relying on stop F_ ing around?

Now everyone including thew doctors have been asking what happened to the other guy and how he looked. Do you guys think its possible I broke his jaw or cheek bone despite him walking out and not being ko's. I mean I have bolts between my bones now and broke my wrist in 6 places thats how hard I hit him. and I tightened it right before impact.

You should have used the Judo Chop

good news is the break seems to have improved your grammer AND spelling.

the bad news is, the other guy is fine. Just because your dainty little hand broke doesn't necessarily imply you caused him any damage at all. (He bolted after hearing your bones snap thinking you'd try to sue)



Bob#2

it didnt just break, it literally shattered inside in pieces. i have 6 metal bolts in place now.

did you ask the doctors if they could sharpen the bolts so you could be like wolverine?

I think this is what folks call; a lucky break.
not only is your grammar better, you finally used 'literally' correctly.

maybe the metal has leveled out that deficiency you've been suffering with your entire life.


B2
(I expected you to correct my mispelling of the word 'gammer' on my previous post. But you were too smart to be lured into my grammatical trap, nicely played. Metal Bolt Man, nicely played.)

well the anastesiologist jokingly told me I will now have a real weapon in my hand once it heals. I still dont know how this could have happened. I hit him in the mid knuckle not on the edge or with a loose hand or anything. Maybe just not enough calcium?

Oh no,

Birth of the frankenidiot.