Ya know what David Carradine said when he popped into heaven with a rope around his neck and a string of jizz flying out of his little ass hopper?

"-um I meant to do that"

I did like the way he played his character in kung fu, the legend continues, i was probably like 8 years old watching that show..

I was pretty bummed out to hear that bruce lee was supposed to play the role instead.

Well, rip david carradine.

Who's Bruce Lee?

Imagine going through eternity saying "I died masturbating."

Kane's probably already threatened to rip God apart unless he's given a do-over.

Chuck Norris, however, only has to wink at his unit to achive ultimate satisfaction.

B#2

lolz

I heard he was attempting the highest level of G-Tummo

non lolz...