I went to a class in brimingham which done shi Dun Woi, which has a similar style of techniques to tai chi and also xing yi quan. I dunt know how long this has been around but i found this rather interesting it gave me great footwork and co-ordination!During this the instructor taught me to deflect a bottle coming to wards my head and am ecstatic as i did not believe this would work!

Huh?

Any dumbfuckwit can deflect a plastic bottle dude !!! It's the ones made of glass that are more difficult to deflect...

After winning several archery contests, a young and rather boastful champion challenged a Zen master who was renowned for his skill as an archer. The young man demonstrated remarkable technical proficiency when he hit a distant bull's eye on his first try, and then split that arrow with his second shot. "There," he said to the old man, "see if you can match that!" Undisturbed, the master did not draw his bow, but rather motioned for the young archer to follow him up the mountain. Curious about the old fellow's intentions, the champion followed him high into the mountain until they reached a deep chasm spanned by a rather flimsy and shaky log. Calmly stepping out onto the middle of the unsteady and certainly perilous bridge, the old master picked a far away tree as a target, drew his bow, and fired a clean, direct hit. "Now it is your turn," he said as he gracefully stepped back onto the safe ground. Staring with terror into the seemingly bottomless and beckoning abyss, the young man could not force himself to step out onto the log, no less shoot at a target. "You have much skill with your bow," the master said, sensing his challenger's predicament, "but you have little skill with the mind that lets loose the shot."

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Fatboy. You are the most annoying obnoxious idiot to ever grace this website. Please stop with all your Thomas Cleary translated ancient asian wisdom/philosophy stories. Do you practice your martial arts whilst wearing a shiny traditional chinese pseudo-silk suit?

Whiz allways coming too early as usual...whatever dumbfuckwit !! Don't take your sexual frustrations out on me, you know where you can stick your tool as well, as your such a big man you can stick it right up your own ass .. for about 3 seconds that is you premature ejackshitwit !!!!

FatBOY. You accuse me of sexual frustrations, when it's actually very clear (re-read your last post where you start to describe some kind of anal fixation issues).... as to who REALLY has all the sexual issues. Perhaps a subscription to Playgirl might ease all your violent/sexual needs.

"Fatboy. You are the most annoying obnoxious idiot to ever grace this website."

No way. He's pretty good, but he's no Marc Daoust.

The Whiz wrote
"FatBOY. You accuse me of sexual frustrations... blah blah blah"

I allready told you fuckwit why your girlfriend nicknamed you the Whiz.. cause you always come too early dude!!! Now get outta my face asswipe !!! Bahwahahahahha !!!

As for Jerry the Doogie Howser wannabe (check out the link on Jerry's profile)

Plot Summary for
Jerry A.K.A. "Doogie Howser, M.D." (1989)
A teenaged genius deals with the usual problems of growing up: having a girlfriend, going to parties, hanging out with his best friend, taking up Taiji and thinking cause of his smart ass ways he knows it all, and participating daily on his PC logging onto Shen Wu discussion to shine in his smart ass ways and rebuttals, all this on top of being a licensed physician in a difficult residency program.

Bahwaahahahahah !!!

HeeeYYYY!!!!jerky!
i mean jerry!
i may be the most obnoxious,but at least i'm not the most self centered wannabe,that you are!!!

Since this thread just turned into a slugfest, I'm going to comment on the original point.

A plastic bottle? Wow, but I can totally deflect a nerf football coming straight at my head. All kidding aside - Dude, do you actually think this is amazing or did this instructor try and pass this off as an incredible feat?

Please let us know if this bottle was in fact filled with rocks, buckshot, explosives, etc.

I still do agree that the fable/parable/whatever was entirely unnecessary; no offense to any above parties.