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Chris,

Okay...I'll see you Monday...no wait! I have to babysit. I'll see you Wednesday at 630 to 730. That will give you 60 minutes to work your magic.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT: No esoteric or eastern death techniques. No invisible boxing.

ps. I got the magic stick.

wait, who's got the "magic schtick"?

They're talking martial arts here pal. I don't know why you feel the need to chime in about your magic stick. Keep it to yourself, and keep it in your pants!
There's other discussion boards out there for perverts like you.

Will & Chris ... did you fight or just winge at each other instead?

Hey Ty Rivers,

I just found out that www.invisiblemaster.com is actually offering out free lessons. I think they are currently accepting registrations but there lessons aren't going up until the 8th of december.

http://freelessons.invisiblemaster.com

So you can find out for your self if it is too good to be true.

Informant.

I can't belive we are still talking about this one........

•••• you, chris. the invisible master is my master.

An invisible master is the best kind -- he doesn't make demands in terms of your training and doesn't expect money on his birthday, at Xmas and Chinese New Year ("We're taking donations to buy teacher a suitable gift. Your donation is $25. and I want it now") and he can't be found when others are trying to verify that he existed and taught you all the stuff that you claim comes from the "wandering taoist" who happened to run a laundromat next door to your house when you were a boy in Two-Farts, Tennessee.

Then again, perhaps I'm a little too cynical as I enter my dotage!

where the fcuk is he?

He's there, but he is invisible.

my invisible master is a 'she'... and very, very naughty.

The "Five Fingers of Death", eh?

technically, "four fingers and thumb of death"