Why don't these guys enter the UFC?

How could they lose?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPAmScOHCYQ

How could they lose?

By a sudden dose of reality.

You mean its not real?

You mean you think it is?

Do you think it is?

I know it's fake.

I play this game with my dog in the back yard. It is really fun. But it has nothing to do with combat...
Unless, I am the new doctor chi-little. Hmmm.

Hello Joe,

What does it feel like when your dog knocks you down with his chi?

Hello Elliot,

My dog hasn't knocked me down with his chi, however I've scared my dog and he ran away just like those folks in the video...

The Silverback has good Chi

http://my.break.com/Media/View.aspx?ContentID=144541&ChannelName=movies

Illusionists are everywhere i.e. magician’s, one in particular, in Japan, was very smart he was not making to much money as a magician until he started playing the Qi game then he had all kinds of students and a television contract. His income skyrocketed the only problem he was not paying his taxes, off to jail he went. OOOOOOOPs!

There was a also a "chi gong" teacher in Taiwan a few years ago that had a huge association and used to push his sheeple around from a distance.

He also, eventually went to jail for fraud and tax evasion.

What is it with chi and taxes?

He should have used these fainting goats. I dont think a Judge anywhere could deny that the goats are effected from a distance by the projection of energy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-143292750174818734