If Ralph Machio and ABSOLUTELY ANYONE got into a fight, who do you think would win?

Sweep the Leg! You got a problem with that?

Depends. Does Ralph have time to put on his headscarf?

Hang on there. Did you not SEE Ralph chop through all those blocks of ice at that bar in Okinawa? The surprised look on his face said it all- the kid has more ability than he even realizes (they didn't cast YOU in those movies for a reason).

Aside from that- he can take a beating and still get up and win (I suspect he does it on purpose to lure opponents into a false sense of security-then WHAM straight to the moon). No ordinary person can pull that off. He's like a hairless pitbull.

And don't make fun of his headscarf... I once read that it covers his third-eye which only opens when he's really about to kick a$$.

If Ralph Machio got in the ring with Stephen Hawking?

Sorry to rain on your parade my friends, but you remember a man by the name of SHO KOSUGI thats right super powerful, super magical, super studly, SHO KOSUGI. Ralf and miyagi san would both be in deep crap if they messed with the ninja master known as SHO KOSUGI!!!!!!!

Okinawian Karate is a fine collection of arts -- the problem (as with any art) is finding (& then understanding) good instructors. Not all instructors are expert like Shorin-Ryu's Tadashi Yamashita. [And he too has a headscarf... plus he's quick; he'll always have enough time to put it on, take it off, hit you three times with it & tie it back on before you realize you just lost a fight you didn't even know had started! Just ask Bill Wallace about his combined skillful speed, power, & accuracy (as Yamashita has outkicked this kicker). I don't think Ralph Machio would stand a chance (Yamashita is also a film personality who knows special effects people, so don't be quick to think that Machio's special effects team will be able to win this match for him)]. Nuff said!

I'm not certain whether to be delighted or horrified that this inane question received sucha deluge of responses. Ok, delighted. Wow.

...and the speed of him. Able to catch a common house fly with ordinary chop sticks! Hi teacher, Mr. Miagi still cannot do that. (By the way, Mr. Miagi changed his name to 'Pat Moreta' prior to and after those movies to confuse rabid fans as well as evil doers).

I hope to one day afford a DVD player so I can clearly slow-mo (slow motion) frame x frame (frame by frame) to see all the action that I missed on the big screen.

If any of you guys want to donate to the Roberto Numero Dos DVD Fund (R.N.D.DVD.F.) just let me know.

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