Hello Bob#2
First let me thank you for your insightful wit. Often when I am reading a post too seriously or taking matters to the extreme I find your witticisms refreshing. They often take the edge off of focusing so hard on IMA. Most of the people here take IMA very seriously. Your interjections help me not to spasm out about it.

The reason I am writing is to ask is Pa Kua in your repertoire. If so I think Dragon style would benefit you the most. Just stay limber. Keep your neck and back extremely limber. See, I looked at your profile and saw your driver's license. You have a face that would frighten a demon. Remember Pa Kua is good. However, with a face like yours, all you need is the ability to quickly turn to your opponents and look them in the face. Ha ha ha.

Please continue to offer irreverant and sometime irrelevant comment. You realy crack me up.

I'd agree whole heartedly. I asked Shane once to relay my appreciation to you; and he claimed you have no wit. But I think you do. I think your interceptions, and the torque you bring to your discharges, are admirable. I hope next February we can give you a virtual birthday party. You deserve it!

Bob #2 - You the MAN!

Thanks, ladies.

While I appreciate the adoration I'm not sure if your comments were sincere or some feeble-minded group effort to inflate my ego only to attack violently my greatful even gleeful reply like a pack of starving wolves finding an escaped hen with a glandular disorder that caused her to swell to the size of a fluffy sheep. I don't think so.

Unfortunately, for you, I transcended ego long ago during a mountain retreat you could never afford. An experience I'm publishing in the near future titled "Leggo My Ego". I'm also planning to market an online lecture, "Ego E-go". In advance of this muddled coup, I had planned on advertising the event and book release here for the benefit of the likes of yourselves.

As for "is Pa Kua in your repertoire" all I can say is "WHAT?"
Are you asking if I study Pa Kua, Frenchy?
No, but I have studied a little BAGUA. As a matter of fact I am expecting my Grandmaster certificate to arrive as soon as Ubber Master Jankins (sole inheritor and four time lineage holder!) reviews the latest video of my training sessions. The only thing standing between me and history is a few postal workers, whom I hope are so comfortable with their miserable lots in life that they can suppress the overwhelming urge to crinkle.

I can't help but wonder if any of you have bothered to go to the 'keyword search' and search for posts I made in the past. I'm sure once you become aquainted with my warm and helpful contributions you'll feel plain horrible for your fumbled stab at psychology.

But you couldn't know I am expert at reverse psychology. Posting this drivel pretending to want me to continue posting on this board, which belies the fact that you desperately wish to drive me away from this board shriveled and broken. To that, all I can say is; I WILL CONTINUE TO POST ON THIS BOARD AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. NANNER, NANNER, NANNER.

FRIGGIN' SINCERELY,

BOB #2

Well, Bob #2, I must admit I read with fascination your description of your training methods with senior citizens up in Santa Barbara. I have to admit the duct tape method is good. Have you tried attacking them with an outlandish metaphor?

Even if you have transcended ego, I think you'll make a good grandmaster. Hope your certificate arrives un-crinkled.

Whatever you do, don't break and shrivel. We like
ya as you are.

Best...

LMAO

Yet I remain unbroken and unshriveled.

Peas out, my internet brothas.