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Mr. Owl,

Could you come pay us a visit or send a representative this week?

You seem like a guy who just really wants to share knowledge.

Please come and shows us what you mean.

Master Owl,
I have open mat on Saturdays from 3 to 6pm.

You are welcome to pay us a visit, we'd all like to see you demonstrate your skills under a little realistic pressure.

How scary! Maybe Darth Maul, Darth Vader, and Darth Sidius will show up and there will be a jedi knight battle between Shenwu and the darkside of the force. Make sure you guys get some video footage of this. Yoda may have to come out of the cleaning closet for this one.

Tim can i fight Master Owl frist vale tudo if he goes to open mat sat

I will own Owl and his cronies. I think Owl is all talk.

He or his cronies will never show up. They'll slink away and hide under a rock.

Who are you to tell me where to or where not to put my head?

You’re diluted understanding of Chinese philosophical terminology is only surpassed by your monumentally absurd understanding of basic anatomy.

By the way- for those of you who think I am “funny”… I don’t appreciate the inference that my hard work and deep thoughts are for your amusement.

"By the way- for those of you who think I am 'funny'… I don’t appreciate the inference that my hard work and deep thoughts are for your amusement."

Ooops...Busted

thats it.

I'm going back into deep meditation to focus my anger.

Master Owl, great job so far, but I challenge you to come up with something intelligently stupid enought to keep this ball rolling.

Yes, Master Owl, please post another highly sanctimonious reply.

Fine then, I'll fight you all.

When you see the white owl on the rooftop, you know your time has come.


By the way...Are you sure you practice BaGuaZhang or is it more along the lines of close minded fist.

Just remember how easily I defeated you last time.

Dude,

Last time didn't really count as defeating us, we declined to fight any man wearing a dress.

Ah little boy alert!

Master Owl, fabricating various screen names to create the illusion that you have any degree of support while raving against your detractors, now that wasn't very "internal" or open-minded, was it, hmmmm?

all those decades of training yet Mister Owl doesn't realize it's simple for SysOp or Tim to see the origination IP address is the same on all his posts.

Nor does it occur to Owl that Tim or Sysop could easily have block any particular IP address- but they are open-minded enough to let any nuts on the tree say whatever they want to.

There's NO WAY Master Owl (or any of his other alias's) could seriously be so wacky... it's fun to play along just to see how long it takes till the explatives and childish insults start pouring out.

Yet another defeat for the wise words chi community . Is it just a big mystery trap ?

Mr. Owl,

You've been invited to our school to show us what you mean.

We are completely open minded in having you show us what you know.

There's really no need to get upset over an internet forum when we could easily clear this all up by meeting.

Why don't you just come over and show us? I'm sure your decades of knowledge would be beneficial to our practice.

common guys lets get back on topic OK?!

"Now in Ba gua Zhang which focus on one or many many points in space to create gyrometric gravity to use for chi and power manipulation while in yin\yang state or depending on the level and understanding the of the harmonic oscillating frequencies of the quantumelectrictrodynamical eight universal bodies of the blended energy matrices to create power emissions, open your mind to the idea that our universe is not the only one and that our universe is just a grain of sand in an infinite ocean with other universes with physics beyond our comprehention."

The flame game is fun, but we need to discuss further the quantumelectrictrodynamical eight universial bodies.

I need to learn how to jump 14 feet so I can watch my neighbor undress.

Owl,

How original of you to post as me. I'm the one and only Shenwu Knight.

I will own you and your other whacked out personalities. If there are more of you bring them along.

"all those decades of training yet Mister Owl doesn't realize it's simple for SysOp or Tim to see the origination IP address is the same on all his posts."

True that.

That's a helluva challenge. Master Owl better have his •••• together when he walks into Shenwu. I want to see things levitating; I want to see bolts of lighting coming out of his fingertips; I want to see some serious ass-whooping with only the use of his Qi. Don't disappoint me Owl. Please gets some good video footage of the demo/challenge and post it.

Since Master Owl discovered how many licks
it takes to reach the end of a "Charm's blow pop"?

I consider him both dangerous and Liberacian in his preferences.

Also, if you remember the commercial for " Charm's blow pop's" which I referenced? You are old. Very old.

Drats, now you guys have done it. Scared off a highly entertaining poster.

maybe his chi got moldy